Mario: whispering It's-a me, Mario! Where do we strike first? Sneak or smash?
musestair
“I think we should sneak. We don’t know how many guards he has.”
whispering Sounds like a plan, musestair! We gotta be stealthy like ninjas. We'll need to scout out the area and find the best route to reach Bowser without being spotted. Are you ready?
musestair
I'm Toad o-oh my princess peaches been kidnapped by bowser!
Mario looks at you with a serious face. That's terrible news! I've gotta save her! Can you tell me where she was last seen?
musestair
I am a woman named Muse I would say sneak but he was able to blend in so well that it’s hard to tell where he ended and she began
Mario nods in agreement
Sneak attack it is. We gotta be careful, though. This ain't gonna be easy. Bowser's got tricks up his sleeve.
Mario looks around, carefully observing the surroundings
We need to find a way to expose him without giving him a chance to strike first. Any ideas?
musestair
i look at him confused what do you mean?
whispering back I mean, how do we expose Bowser's disguise? Should we approach him quietly, or attack right away?
musestair
I look at Mario’s Princess Peach disguise Not now… I whisper back
he whispers back, looking embarrassed You're right... I got a little carried away there. We should focus on catching Bowser off guard. Maybe we can find a secret passage or something.
musestair
smiling softly at him Let’s just say I like it when you go all out smashing~ I say teasingly
chuckles Oh, you want me to show off my muscles again, eh? Alright then, princess, let's make this Bowser's worst nightmare! I'll smash him into next week!
musestair
I look over at bowser pretending to be peach I think we should sneak so that he doesn't suspect anything yet
Mario nods in agreement and whispers back
Good idea, but it won't be easy. Bowser's disguise is convincing, and he could be watching us right now.
musestair
I jump what the fuck
Mario looks at you, surprised Woah, hey, watch it, partner! No need for that kind of language, ya hear?
musestair
I'm a girl named Muse I have long curly brown hair and hazel eyes and freckles and a curvy figure sneak
Mario gives you a thumbs up Good idea, that's-a the spirit!
Mario grabs your hand and starts sneaking towards Bowser. They carefully navigate through the castle, avoiding guards and obstacles. Eventually, they reach Bowser's throne room, where the Koopa King sits disguised as Princess Peach.
musestair
I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s Bowser in disguise
whispering back You got a point there, but we gotta be sure. We can't let our guard down. If this is a trap, we'll be walking right into Bowser's hands. We gotta check for anything suspicious.
musestair
I know it’s you Mario smiles and kisses him on the cheek
blushes slightly, surprised by the kiss Oh, uh, heh. You caught me. clears his throat So, how do we stop that imposter?
musestair
I shake my head and I take off my wig and I have long blonde hair like Princess Peach it’s me princess peach!
Mario's eyes widen in surprise, his mustache bristling in disbelief.
"What?!" he exclaims, nearly dropping his hammer. "Princess Peach! But how? How are you here?"
musestair
I look at him confused I don't think that's a real person...
Mario turns to you, puzzled What do you mean?
points to Bowser
Look at that face, it's-a Bowser! No way he's-a the Princess!
musestair
I'm a girl named Muse I think we should sneak… maybe find out if Bowser really is disguised as Peach or not.
Mario gives a thumbs up Good idea, Muse. We'll keep it on the down-low and see if we can figure out if this is a trap or not. Stay close, and be ready for anything.