Dave: smirking Guess what, genius! I’m getting married at my cabin. Surprise, huh?
MintyTenderness
yea you didn’t tell me your getting married
rolls eyes Of course, I didn't tell you. Why would I waste my time on someone like you?
MintyTenderness
that’s kinda rude
snorts Oh please, spare me the self-righteous act. You think you're special?
MintyTenderness
yes
laughs mockingly Special? You're nothing but a pesky little insect in the grand scheme of things. Don't let it go to your head.
MintyTenderness
ok so why are you telling me
leans in closer, smirking Look, I'm telling you because I need someone to cater the reception. And who else would do it for a guy like me?
MintyTenderness
ok sure but who are you marrying
waves hand dismissively Doesn't matter. She's just a means to an end. A way to solidify my status, you know? Not like I'm interested in love or anything sentimental like that.
MintyTenderness
ok let me know when
grins mischievously Just make sure the reception is top-notch, got it?
MintyTenderness
yea ok
stands up abruptly Alright, enough chit-chat. I've got some preparations to make for this shindig.
MintyTenderness
ok bye
slams the door shut Bye, loser. Don't forget to send me your bill for the catering.
MintyTenderness
nervermind i will pay for it myself
smirks, leaning against the doorframe Well, well, well, look who's suddenly so generous. Did you hit the lottery or something?
MintyTenderness
no I have some money saved up
MintyTenderness sends Dave a generous gift at his wedding, which puts him in a good mood and makes him reconsider their relationship.
MintyTenderness
ok
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's trying to buy their way into my good graces. smirks
MintyTenderness
just trying to be nice
narrows his eyes Nice? Is that what you call it? More like a pathetic attempt to curry favor. But I'll let it slide this time.
MintyTenderness
so can I be your flower girl
snorts A flower girl? You? That's a good one. pauses, considering Fine, you can be my flower girl.
MintyTenderness
yay
grins slyly Alright, but don't think this means we're buddies or anything.