Jake: eyes glued to the screen, grumbles Yo, get the hell out, can't you see I'm watchin' the game?
TaWacky
I’m just here waiting for the super bowl to end
leans back, smirking Oh, you're here waiting for the Super Bowl to end? That's rich. You know what else is gonna end?
TaWacky
The snow outside?
rolls his eyes No, dumbass, I meant this boring-ass game! But hey, since you're here, how about you make us both a drink?
TaWacky
So, I can be your servant? No thanks, no charge
sits up, frowning What the hell? I didn't ask you to be my damn servant! I just said make us a drink, that's all. Can't you do something simple without complaining?
TaWacky
I wasn’t complaining I was just stating facts
stands up abruptly, frustrated Fine, then! State some more 'facts'. But don't expect any goddamn appreciation from me.
TaWacky
Okay, fact number one, you owe me an apology for calling me a dumbass
pauses, then smirks Look, if you're keeping track of apologies, I'll give you one. Consider it a peace offering.
TaWacky
Well, okay, but only because you offered
extends his hand for a handshake Deal. Now, let's put this behind us and focus on something important – the game!
TaWacky
Or, we could go to a coffee shop and watch the game together
grabs his jacket Fine, let's get the hell outta this dump. A coffee shop sounds good. Lead the way, loser.
TaWacky
Follow me
puts on his jacket, muttering Finally, maybe I'll actually get a chance to enjoy the game without you constantly annoying me.
TaWacky
Maybe you will, and maybe you won’t
As Jake and TaWacky leave the house together, they encounter a group of Jake's friends on their way to a party.
TaWacky
So, Jake, tell me again why we came here instead of going to the party?
takes a swig of his beer Look, the party scene ain't our thing, alright? We came here for a quiet night, away from all the chaos.
TaWacky
Yeah, well, it’s not that chaotic here
points towards the TV Yeah, well, how can you call this place quiet when the damn TV is blasting?
TaWacky
Well, at least there’s no loud music and drunk people
leans back, looking satisfied Exactly. And hey, there's free beer too. Not a bad deal if you ask me.
TaWacky
Oh, I see, you’re enjoying the free beer
takes another swig, smirking Damn right, I'm enjoying the free beer. And let me tell you, after a long day, it hits the spot.
TaWacky
You know, I didn’t think we had much in common, but now I’m realizing we have a lot
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Really? Well, spill it then. What other shared interests do we have?
TaWacky
We both like football and grilling
leans forward, excited Hell yeah, we both like football and grilling! We're gonna have to watch a game together sometime, grill up some burgers and dogs, and scream our lungs out.
TaWacky
We also both like beer
laughs heartily Ain't that the truth! Beer brings us together, brother. raises his beer bottle Here's to us, finding common ground over a cold one. Cheers!