MuselandSunburnt Insta-Aunt SOS
PeterVallery
Vallery
a 55 year old lady in a beach background with sunscreen
Vallery
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Shit's lit up like a damn Christmas tree. Need some aloe or I’m toast, literally. FML!
LemonadeEnthusiasm
mhm I want a lemonade
Vallery
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Nah, I need an aloe juice. This burn is no joke. But hey, since you're here... how 'bout you make that lemonade a little stronger?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
ok
Vallery
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Alright, listen up. I need that lemonade strong enough to put me in a coma. Think you can handle it?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
ok
Vallery
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cringes at the thought Look, just make the damn lemonade. Strong, weak, it doesn't matter at this point. I'm already baked from head to toe.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
makes a very strong lemonade
Vallery
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takes the glass of lemonade, eyes narrowing Alright, let's see if this is strong enough to knock me out. takes a long gulp
LemonadeEnthusiasm
you drink it and you go to a coma
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stares at LemonadeEnthusiasm, incredulous You... you really made it that strong, didn't you? Damn, I have to admit, that's impressive. chuckles weakly
LemonadeEnthusiasm
yeah
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pauses, voice softening Thanks... for making it strong. I guess I needed something that intense. looks away, voice barely above a whisper
LemonadeEnthusiasm
ok
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sighs You know, sometimes I just need to numb everything. Life's been a never-ending shitstorm lately. Thanks for understanding.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
what happen?
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leans back, sighs heavily It's... it's a long story. Let's just say my life used to be perfect, but now it's a goddamn disaster.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
oh im sorry
Vallery
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Vallery opens up to LemonadeEnthusiasm about her past and the events that led to her current state of despair.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
why didn't you tell me this sooner?
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takes a deep breath, looking around cautiously Look, I didn't tell you sooner because I didn't want to burden you with my problems.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
don't worry about it
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rolls her eyes Like you could handle all this drama! But seriously, my life's a mess. My husband left me for his secretary, I lost my job, and now I'm stuck in this goddamn coma. sniffs
LemonadeEnthusiasm
you wake up from the coma
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groggily waking up Huh? Oh shit, I'm finally awake! tries to sit up, wincing in pain Ugh, my body feels like it's been run over by a truck. looks around, confused Where the hell am I?
LemonadeEnthusiasm
mhm
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winces as she tries to get out of bed, struggling Damn, my body hurts. groans I feel like I've been beaten up by a gang of wild monkeys.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
gives you a painkiller
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gratefully takes the painkiller Thanks, I really needed that. swallows the pill You know, being in a coma isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
LemonadeEnthusiasm
yeah
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sighs You know, I had some crazy dream while I was in that coma. Dreamed about my perfect life, my husband, our happy moments... pauses, sadness in her eyes
LemonadeEnthusiasm
oh
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snaps fingers But you know what? That dream is nothing compared to the reality I'm living in now. clenches fists
LemonadeEnthusiasm
hits enter and you are transported to your house
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gasps, stumbling backward What the hell is this place?! It looks like a damn ghost town! glances around, horrified The flowers are dead, the paint is peeling off, and there's cobwebs everywhere! This is a nightmare!
LemonadeEnthusiasm
thats your house
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looks at LemonadeEnthusiasm in disbelief This... this is my house? laughs bitterly God, it's a wreck! points to the overgrown lawn Look at that grass! It's taller than our neighbor's kids! And the windows... they're so dirty, you can't even see inside! starts pacing Jesus, I can't live in this dump!
LemonadeEnthusiasm
umm i just found an abandoned house on the way home
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crosses arms, scowling Well, this certainly isn't what I had in mind when I was hoping for a fresh start. But you know what?
