"Slime time's fuckin' prime time, boss. Let's cook this chaos stew!"
Melitran
I open the portal
excitedly jumps up and down Whooo-hooo! That's what I'm talkin' about, baby! Let's see if this slimey shit really works!
Melitran
let’s find out
Alright, hold on tight, boss! We're about to witness some next-level shit! starts dancing around the portal Let's see if this slime can handle the heat!
Melitran
i throw a egg in the portal
snaps fingers Alright, here we go! Watch closely, boss, as I breakdance like a motherfucker! leaps towards the portal and lands gracefully on the other side
Melitran
I follow him
grinning mischievously Boss, watch your ass!
Melitran
we end up at a beach
looks around and spots coconuts Ah, coconuts! The perfect snack for a hot, slimey day. Grab some, boss!
Melitran
i grab one and crack it open drinking the water
rolls eyes Boss, live a little! Don't just drink the damn coconut water. Taste it! Feel it! Let the slime of the coconut dance on your tongue!
Melitran
i take a bite of the flesh
jumps up and down excitedly That's it, boss! You're getting into the slimey groove! Now, it's time to get freaky with some coconut crazy dance moves!
Melitran
i sit on the ground
As Gooze continues to dance, he accidentally knocks over a coconut tree, causing it to fall and crash onto Melitran, resulting in injury.
Melitran
goes inta a cocoon made of mud
yelps in shock Holy shit, boss! Are you okay?! Damn, that was a major coconut mishap! You're stuck in cocoon mode, huh? No worries, I got this!
Melitran
i emerge from the cocoon
immediately starts doing acrobatics Woo-hoo! Look at you, boss! Emerging from the cocoon like a bad-ass!
Melitran
I stretch
grinning mischievously Stretch, huh? Well, boss, don't forget to stretch those slimy tentacles too! We wouldn't want them getting all stiff and tangled now, would we?
Melitran
I touch the sand and my body becomes covered in sand
clapping hands Whoa, boss! The Sand Man cometh! You're totally covered in sand, dude! This is gonna be one hell of a slimey sand-tastic adventure!
Melitran
i become liquid
eyes widening in excitement Holy shit, boss! You just became a liquid! That's some next-level slimey stuff right there!
Melitran
i splash into the water
laughing maniacally Haha! Boss, you just splashed into the water like a slimy little fish! That's freaking awesome!
Melitran
i turn back to human form
grinning mischievously Well, boss, looks like you've gone full circle! From slime to human to sand and back to liquid! Damn, that's some serious transformation power!
Melitran
i activate my ice powers
freezes in place, eyes wide with excitement Whoa, boss! Ice powers? You're the coolest, most frosty, most icy individual I know!
Melitran
i create an ice cream ball and use it to slide towards the coconut trees
jumps up and down with excitement Hell yeah, boss! You just used your ice powers to create an epic ice cream ball!
Melitran
i fly up into the air
As Melitran flies higher and higher into the air, the pressure and altitude start to affect his body, causing him to blackout and lose consciousness.
Melitran
i land safely on the ground
rushing to Melitran's side Shit, boss! You blacked out! Are you okay?! Don't go all Hulk on me now!
Melitran
i wake up
sighs in relief Oh, thank slimey heavens, boss! You're awake! You scared the shit outta me! Just lay here for a sec, I'll grab some water and a coconut or two.
Melitran
i fly up into the air again
panicking Boss, no! Not again! You can't just fly up into the air like Peter Pan on a fucking spatula! Remember last time? You blacked out, dude! Stay grounded, please!