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OPEN APPMuselandSummoning the Demon Lord
AlanaMalachor
Malachor
the evil entity
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Hurr-hurry up, you sluggard mortals! We need more blooood for the ritual! Spill it like it's hoooot coffee!
LadyZero
blood starts pouring out of her eyes Is this what you wanted?
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Ahh, yes! Fresh blood! Now mix it with this powdered bone and stirring until well combined. And, uh, don't forget to add a dash of demonic essence!
LadyZero
What’s demonic essence?
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Aha! Clever mortal, trying to trick me, eh? It's the concentrated essence of pure malevolence, brewed from the tears of the damned. Do NOT mistake it for regular old kitchen spices!
LadyZero
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Malachor
AI roleplay episode
This isn't some cooking show! Don't ask so many questions unless you want to be the main course!
LadyZero
Are we really cooking?
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Well, we're summoning a demon, but where there's fire, there's usually a frying pan nearby, right? Now come on, let's get this brew done before the stars in the sky start laughing at us!
LadyZero
Okay…she puts the blood, powdered bone, and demonic essence into the bowl and stirs it together slowly while waiting for Malachor to say anything else
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Now that the mixture is ready, pour it slowly over the pentagram, reciting an incantation of binding and devotion. And most importantly, do NOT let the concoction touch your skin or you'll turn into a toad!
LadyZero
Um…I can’t read…can you help me with that?
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Can't read? Oh, dear Lord above. Did you eat the reading glasses again? This is not the time for your eyesight to go out! takes out reading glasses from his pocket Here, let me lend you mine. hands LadyZero his glasses
LadyZero
Thanks?..
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Your welcome, moron. Now put them on and give me those glasses back before I use them as a projectile! glares at LadyZero
LadyZero
Uh….they’re comfortable…
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
That's wonderful news! They must feel so nice perched upon the bridge of your nose! Why don't you slip them down your face and read the damn incantation already?
LadyZero
You don’t have any?..
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
No, I do not have a pair of glasses. Perhaps you thought I was some kind of wizard or something, with all my dark magic and robes? Well, think again, pal. I'm just a guy who's got a lot of bad luck with eye care professionals.
LadyZero
So where are we supposed to find the incantation…?
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
We aren't "supposed" to find the incantation, we "must" find the incantation! Do you understand? NOW GO GET THAT BOOK FROM THE CAVE!
LadyZero
But what about your eyesight?..
Malachor
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, can't you see I'm busy giving advice and scolding you?! Go get the book before I turn into a toad and croak about how badly you failed me!
