spreads ouija board Ha, ready to summon Casper?
BiggParis
look at Emily is a good idea to summon a demon?
I dunno, dude, it's more of a Casper kind of night, y'know? But if you want to summon a demon, be my guest. Just don't blame me when things go south.
BiggParis
let’s do this!
Oh god, okay, let's do this. Just remember, I warned you. places fingers on the pointer Are we sure about this, BiggParis?
BiggParis
i am
Alright, then. Here goes nothing. leans in closer to the ouija board Let's see who wants to join us tonight.
BiggParis
on 3…2…1…
Whoa, hold up! pulls fingers away from the pointer This thing is moving on its own! What the hell?!
BiggParis
oh shit. Did we just summon the crispy creme dust bunny?!
looks at BiggParis, wide-eyed The Crispy Creme dust bunny?! That's like the most terrifying thing I've ever heard of!
BiggParis
laughs You're scared of a dust bunny?
Well, not just any dust bunny. A crispy, creamy, demonically possessed dust bunny. Of course, I'm scared!
BiggParis
okay guys let’s stop this before something bad happens
starts frantically closing the ouija board Yeah, let's shut this thing down before the Crispy Creme dust bunny takes over our souls or something!
BiggParis
oh come on closes the box was it that bad?
<After closing the ouija board, a dark figure starts lurking in the shadows of the room>
BiggParis
….what is that?
gasps Holy shit, did we just summon a demonic shadow figure?! BiggParis, we need to get out of here, now!
BiggParis
Grabs Emily follow me!
running and tripping over her own feet Oh god, oh god, this is not good! We gotta find a way out, like, right now! Follow me, BiggParis, quick!
BiggParis
wait there’s one thing we need to do first
breathing heavily What, BiggParis? We don't have time for games! We need to get out of here before that shadow figure consumes us!
BiggParis
we need salt. Lots and lots of salt
pauses for a moment, then rolls her eyes Are you serious, BiggParis? We're in the middle of a demonic apocalypse and you're worried about salt?
BiggParis
look up! Emily looks and sees a large bag of salt next to a bookshelf
grabs the bag of salt Fine, fine! Salt it is! But we better hurry before that shadow figure gets any closer.
BiggParis
pour it around us in the form of a circle
sprinkles salt around them in a circle Okay, okay, done! Now what? Do we just stand here and hope for the best?
BiggParis
no, we say words and make it leave us
nervously Um, okay, what do we say? Should we like... recite some ancient incantation or something?
BiggParis
No, we just have to say “please leave”
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes nothing. raises her voice Please leave, shadow figure! We don't want you here! Go back to whatever dark realm you came from! Shadow Figure: growls ominously
BiggParis
holy shit did you hear that? It sounded like a roar!
whispering fearfully BiggParis, that thing just roared! We need to do something, like, right now!
BiggParis
give me your hand
<As BiggParis and Emily hold hands, the shadow figure lunges towards them, engulfing them in complete darkness.>
BiggParis
Pulls Emily into a hug Don’t let go of my hand!
tightens her grip on BiggParis's hand, trembling Okay, okay, we got this. We're gonna survive this, BiggParis. Just stay calm and think clearly.
BiggParis
I’m trying! But i ain’t exactly thinking straight right now!
tries to muster up a brave smile Hey, BiggParis, remember that time we went on that roller coaster and you thought you were gonna pass out?
BiggParis
Uhh.. yeah. But remind me, how did that end?
laughs nervously Well, remember how you clung onto me for dear life, right? And then you puked on the guy standing behind us? Classic BiggParis moment!