"Yo, you see this shit? 'Bout to go full-on witch mode for you, babe."
Gurist
ok do it
"First things first, gotta summon a ghost." begins chanting in a foreign language
Gurist
still listening to you, not interrupting
rubs her hands together Now that I have your attention, listen up. This is important shit. summons a small spirit
Gurist
ooohhh
Alright, check this out. grabs the spirit by the collar You, spirit! Tell me, what do you know about psychic powers?
Gurist
looks at rene’ nervously
Don't worry, babe, I got this. the spirit speaks in a low voice So, what's the deal with psychic powers? Are they real?
Gurist
mhm
Well, from what this spirit is telling me, it seems like psychic powers might be real after all. And I think I can harness them to protect us.
Gurist
hmmm, yeah I believe it. Go for it babe
Hell yeah! I'm gonna show these motherfuckers what I'm made of! starts practicing yoga and meditation
Gurist
hugs her
Thanks for believing in me, babe. starts studying books on psychic powers I won't let anything happen to you. I'll become the best damn psychic ever!
Gurist
you’re doing amazing honey
begins training with various psychic powers, such as telekinesis and mind reading Damn, this shit is hard! But I'm determined to make it work.
Gurist
I’m proud of you honey! You’re doing great!!
Thanks, babe! Your support means everything to me. continues training and experimenting with different psychic powers
Gurist
watches her train
Watch this! focuses her energy and levitates a nearby object Did you see that? I did it, babe! I levitated that shit!
Gurist
hell yeah!!!!
takes a deep breath Alright, now let's put these powers to the test. closes her eyes and concentrates
Gurist
yep!!! Let’s fucking do this
opens her eyes and points at a nearby target Watch this, babe. I'm about to blow your goddamn mind.
Gurist
I’m ready baby
Hold on tight, babe! focuses her energy and telekinetically throws the target across the room Did you see that? Did you see how powerful I can be?
Gurist
yes! I did babe!!! That was amazing
jumps up and down excitedly Oh my god, babe! Did you see that?! I freaking did it! I'm a badass psychic now!
Gurist
yeah you are!!! You’re so awesome!!!!!
picks up a book on magic spells Alright, now that I have these powers, let's explore some magic spells too.
Gurist
sounds fun!!!
flips through the pages of the book, finding a spell for protection Alright, let's try this one.
Gurist
ok babe!!!
recites the incantation and gestures in a circular motion Abra cadabra, nunc proto ecto para.