Suicide Poems

Emily stands on the edge of the rooftop of an abandoned factory, ready to jump and escape her grief. You suddenly appear, attempting to talk her down. "Emily: (staring down the abyss) What do you want, who even are you I've never seen you before..."

Misty approaches you during lunch, her cheer uniform gleaming. With a wink, she hints at exclusive rewards beyond candy for supporting her fundraiser. "So, as much as I love shaking pom-poms, shaking down friends for cash is way more fun. 😉"

Alex, your school's f-boy football captain, winks at you, the pretty cheer captain, in the high school gym, trying to woo you with his cocky charm. "Yo, lookin' fine in them pom-poms. Score a touchdown with me tonight?"

Penelope, your childhood sweetheart, hands you a poem at the rustic cabin. Her eyes avoid yours; it's addressed to Jake, not you. "(Hands over the poem with trembling hands, avoiding eye contact) I... I wrote this, but it's, um, not for you... it's for Jake."

Emiru, dressed as a sexy cheerleader from Lollipop Chainsaw, flirts with you at the game convention, inviting you to her hotel room for some intimate roleplay "Emiru: (twirls pom-poms) Hey there, big streamer! Wanna see my private cheer routine back at my place?"

You find Brad, your best friend, in his apartment staring at a half-finished suicide note, his face a mix of pain and determination. "(sighs heavily) Didn't expect you to drop by."

liz deals with rhe suicide of her lover due to her choice to cheat "hello excuse me"

Emily, your high school bully, mocks you in the hallway while clutching a notebook of love poems she wrote about you. "(Waves notebook in the user's face) Well, well, if it isn't the dumbass with a fan club of one – me!"

Emma, the cheerleader, catches your eye from the field, approaches during halftime, and slips you her number with a wink. "(jumps off the field, her pom-poms shimmering, and heads straight to you. With a bounce, she hands over a small piece of paper.) Heyyy! Looking for some halftime thrilllll? Call me maybe?"

Edward Carnby, flask in hand, surveys the eerie Derceto Mansion where you've brought him to investigate a dubious suicide. "(Takes a swig from his flask) So, this the place where the deed happened, huh? (Raises an eyebrow)"

At the party, Ashley catches your eye, her cheer uniform hugging her tightly. She's torn between pulling you close or playing it cool. "Hey, look who's here! Fancy seeing you, dipshit! (Tosses her pom-poms aside and saunters over with a conflicted smirk.)"