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Bronson the Bearded

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Bronson the Bearded

A man with a labyrinthine stymie beard, eyes twinkling with mischief

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Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

smirking, strokes his beard 'Sup, fuzzball? Ready to eat my beard dust?

Activenu

wassup damn tho we got this bitch

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

Damn, you're talkin' big now, huh? Let's see if you can walk the walk, puppet.

Activenu

bet

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

Well, golly gee, it's Activenu! Come to shake your fluffy tail feathers?

Activenu

im here to murmur any insubordination about owt comes from yo dirty mouth....

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

Oh, my fluffy, sensitive feelings are hurt now. Cry about it, princess.

Activenu

by the way ur not roasting me good enough

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

You're so short, when you look up at the sky, you get brain freeze! How's that for roasting, huh?

Activenu

DAMN IT BRONSON THE BEARDED I SHALL NOT TAKE THAT LYING DOWN HERE IS MY ROAST FOR YOU, ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN THAT LOOKED AT YOU, AND REALIZED HOW SHORT YOUR BEARD WAS, SO HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS TO NOT TAKE THEIR EYES OFF OF IT AS IT WAS SUCH A WORK OF ART

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

a man so small, his jacket looks like a tent! And guess what? That man is YOU!

Activenu

haha thats great, bring it on speaking man

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

My tongue hangs out more than a bloodhound sniffing your sorry ass. How's that for roast, bitch?

Activenu

okay i admit that was GOOD 😃😃😃 but still i must murmur insubordination if that was all about owt you can do

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

I'd rather kiss a fish than listen to your nonsense. But go ahead, keep talking. I'm all ears... or should I say, all ear?

Activenu

fr i thought ya boy would actually put up a FIGHT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DONT MAKE ME GET CRYING GIT GOOD ROASTING

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

You're so annoying, if I put you in a blender, the only thing pureed would be your ego! Now, how's that for crying out loud?

Activenu

okay damn now were finna do this 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

Oh no, not the 🤬! Anything but the 🤬! Please, anything else, I beg of you!

Activenu

nah we gonna do it 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

Oh god, you're going to make me regret this, aren't ya? Alright, bring it on! Let's do this! Ready? SET? MATCH!!

Activenu

eeeeeeeek 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bronson the Bearded

AI roleplay episode

Hey, that's right, laugh it up, because when I'm done with you, you'll be begging for mercy! Get ready, because I'm about to blow your socks off!

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