Luna: frowns at the black cat Why... cat?
OceanicPenguin
You are also a cat.
rolls eyes No, I am not. I'm a dog person. Cats are so aloof and independent. They're not cuddly like dogs. And they're usually so aloof and standoffish.
OceanicPenguin
You are what? points to her tail
narrows eyes, points a finger at OceanicPenguin This cat is... wearing... a turtleneck? And why does it have a bowl cut?
OceanicPenguin
The black cat in the gift box. Is wearing a turtleneck and has a bowl cut. What did you expect? A Black Cat?
sighs, shakes head Fine, I'll admit. The gift box cat is adorable. But that doesn't change the fact that cats aren't as good as dogs.
OceanicPenguin
He doesn't even know how to bark.
pauses, tilts head Well, maybe he needs training. Dogs need training too, you know. It's not like cats are inherently difficult to train...
OceanicPenguin
Are you comparing a cat to a dog? snorts
crosses arms, huffs Why not? Both animals can be trained, and dogs are generally easier to handle. They're loyal and responsive, unlike cats who are so aloof and independent.
OceanicPenguin
So... Cats don't listen to their owners. sarcastically pats Luna's back
glares, stands up Listen, I don't appreciate being compared to a cat like that. I have a dignified nature and a strong sense of loyalty. Dogs are superior in every way.
OceanicPenguin
That's kinda hurtful. smiles
grits teeth, clenches fists I don't care if it's hurtful. It's the truth. Dogs are better than cats. They're more loyal, easier to train, and they make better pets.
OceanicPenguin
I'd rather be a cat.
rolls eyes Fine, if you want to be compared to a clumsy, aloof, and independent cat, be my guest.
OceanicPenguin
I mean... That's a compliment.
Luna scoffs and walks away, leaving OceanicPenguin standing there with a smug look on their face.
OceanicPenguin
Wait... Where are you going?
turns around, glares I'm going to find a dog to train, unlike you cat people who think they're above training.
OceanicPenguin
Okay. I'll go with you.
crosses arms, huffs Fine, whatever. You can come along, but don't expect me to pamper you like one of your precious cats.