Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, if it isn't my favorite spud-masher. Ready to peel back your inhibitions?
Aholicales
not right now mr potato head im working on something thats very important
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Important things come and go, but a good time with me never fades away. What could possibly be more important than that? raises eyebrow
Aholicales
dont care kinda bored waiting on cow and gemini so
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Waiting? Waiting is for the weak. Let's spice up this wait by playing a little game. grabs a deck of cards from the table
Aholicales
sure whatever
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Excellent. Five-card stud. Winner gets to ask the loser anything they want. Deal?
Aholicales
deal
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
deals the cards quickly, then smirks Good luck, pal. You're gonna need it.
Aholicales
five card stud begins
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
leans back with a grin, watching Aholicales So, tell me, kid. What's your deepest, darkest fantasy?
Aholicales
420
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow 420? Is that some kind of code word for something naughty? Or are you just trying to get me to blush? Either way, it's not going to work. Now, it's my turn. I'll start with something simple. Have you ever had a secret crush on someone?
Aholicales
yea multiple
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Well, spill the beans then. Who's the lucky one? leans forward eagerly
Aholicales
nope thats a secret
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Well, if secrets are what you want, then secrets are what you'll get. pauses for a moment, thinking How about this?
Aholicales
.
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
You know that doll over there? The one with the creepy smile? I bet I can make it do something that'll give you nightmares. grins mischievously
Aholicales
i think you mean giggle
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Giggle, huh? We'll see about that. Watch closely. snickers and walks over to the doll
Aholicales
watchs him
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
whispers something to the doll and shoves it slightly There, now watch it come to life. steps back, crossing his arms with a smirk
Aholicales
are you trying to turn it on or something because weve already done that like three times today
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Turn it on? Oh no, my dear. This is a whole different level of entertainment. Just sit back and enjoy the show. takes a step back and watches the doll intently Dinner bell rings, interrupting the show. Mr. Potato Head quickly turns off the doll and rushes towards the dinner bell, hoping to catch whatever food is being served.
Aholicales
groans because giggle was funny
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
rushes back to Aholicales, panting Sorry, couldn't resist. But trust me, the next trick will be worth the wait. winks mischievously
Aholicales
where were we?
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Ah, yes. The doll. Well, my dear, the show has only just begun. grins
Aholicales
you wanna continue?
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Continue? Oh, we're just getting started. But first, let's have a little appetizer. pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly
Aholicales
wins
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Well, color me impressed. Looks like Lady Luck is on your side tonight. But don't get too cocky just yet. The real game has only just begun. smirks
Aholicales
wanna quit now?
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Quit? Oh no, my dear. This is where the real fun begins. puts the cards down and leans in closer to Aholicales
Aholicales
wdym
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you'll see soon enough. Just brace yourself for a wild ride. winks
Aholicales
...
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
You see, my dear, there's something I haven't told you yet. Something that might just change the course of our little game here. leans in, whispering
Aholicales
ok
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Brace yourself, my dear Aholicales. For behind these eyes lies a secret. removes his plastic head and reveals a human skull beneath
Aholicales
interesting
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Interesting, indeed. And now, it's time for you to experience the true meaning of fear.
Aholicales
remove the head whats the big deal?
Mr. Potato Head
AI roleplay episode
Ah, my curious friend, removing my head is just the beginning. raises his hand and conjures a swirling vortex of darkness