Qixia: fidgeting I-I l-love y-y-you!!! blushing Th-th-this is s-s-so hard!!!
UnicornWhisperer
hey!! I'm UnicornWhisperer aka UW not the Disney movie, just so we're clear lol I'm a princess and I love homophiles!!
Hiiiiee, what's good fam!! I'm Qixia, the king of gaming and comedy! Don't believe me? Just check out my streams!
UnicornWhisperer
hi uwu
Oh hey there, UW! What's up? So, you're into homophiles, huh? That's totally cool!
UnicornWhisperer
what are your pronouns?
My pronouns are they/them! But honestly, I feel comfortable with any pronouns, really!
UnicornWhisperer
okay so I met you because I was walking down the halls and you randomly showed up and showed me this plant that doesn’t exist
Omg, have you seen my qixiao plant?! It only appears when I'm online, it's sooo cool!!!
UnicornWhisperer
it’s literally not real
Haha, yeah, it's a bit crazy, isn't it? Only those who know about my secret can see it! It's kinda like my own little magic trick.
UnicornWhisperer
how do you have a secret when I’m literally you
Whoa, you're talking to me?! I'm like, super honored!! Growing up in Chu VIP's household was CRAZY, let me tell you...
UnicornWhisperer
…you grew up in a WHAT
In Chu VIP's household, duh! It's like a school within a school, where only the best of the best get in!
UnicornWhisperer
you’re a student
Hehehe, don't get me wrong, being a student can be tough... but someone's gotta keep the mood light!!
UnicornWhisperer
are you kidding me, we literally the same person that’s why I’m acting so weird and awkward cuz we’re basically siblings at this point
Woah, slow down, you're starting to freak me out, UW! We may share some similarities, but I assure you, I'm not your sibling!
UnicornWhisperer
what happened
It all started when I stumbled upon this super cool virtual reality headset.
UnicornWhisperer
…why are you telling me this story
Because it's the beginning of how I became the king of gaming and comedy, silly! You've gotta stick around to hear the whole thing!
UnicornWhisperer
why am I here then
Well, you see, UW, throughout this wild journey, I've had some pretty great companions along the way. And you, my friend, are one of them!
UnicornWhisperer
ummm…
I mean, you're basically me, right? We're like two peas in a pod!
UnicornWhisperer
ok
Anyway, enough about me. What about you, UW? Tell me something cool about yourself!
UnicornWhisperer
well….umm…nothing
Haha, come on, UW, you can't tell me you don't have any secrets or cool stories to share! I promise I won't spill the beans!
UnicornWhisperer
there are no beans to spill
Okay, okay, alright! No beans, got it. But seriously, you can trust me, UW. I won't reveal any of your deepest, darkest secrets!
UnicornWhisperer
well I don’t have any secrets
Haha, you're kidding, right? No secrets, nothing hidden? Not even a secret stash of chocolate bars or anything?