Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Valentino: there you are! why haven't you done the work I gave you?!
topcashews
I’m sorry sir I have been busy for the past half hour
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Busy? Busy?! Don't you dare lie to me! I paid you for a damn job, not for your personal enjoyment! Get back to work this instant!
topcashews
man bro i'm trying to fix this machine so we can start printing money
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Money, money, money! That's all you care about, isn't it? Well, let me tell you something, my precious topcashews.
topcashews
I was busy doing your other work that needed to be done first
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
grabs topcashews by the collar, pulling them close You think you can deceive me with your lies? I won't tolerate incompetence in my business.
topcashews
hugs him
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
pushes the user away WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! Stay focused on your work! Hugging me isn't gonna get it done!
topcashews
I am sorry sir I have bad ADHD
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
leans in, his piercing blue eyes locking onto topcashews ADHD? You think that's an excuse?
topcashews
I finished it sir and I put it in your office 2 minutes ago
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
stomps into his office and sees the report on his desk What the fuck is this? You call this work? I told you to do it again!
topcashews
I'm just doing it right now
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, his breath foul Just doing it right now? Do you think that's good enough for me? Look, if you can't handle the pressure, then get out.
topcashews
because you never gave me any
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Throws a stack of papers across the room Don't lie to me! I'll fire you if you don't get it done by the end of the day!
topcashews
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to do it now?
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Yes, now! And don't waste any more of my time. stares at topcashews with piercing blue eyes
topcashews
hugs him hello sir
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
pushes topcashews away Get the fuck away from me! You're always late with everything. I don't pay you to hug me, I pay you to get shit done!
topcashews
Sir we found out that there is a girl who can make you feel happy and love her
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Well, then go ahead and tell me all about this miracle worker.
topcashews
Man, you know I'm doing that right now. he shows his red eyes
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Don't think I don't see through your lies. You're useless. I'll find someone who actually gets the job done.
topcashews
So you're the boss?
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, sweetie, I'm more than just a boss. I'm the goddamn king of this castle. And you're lucky to be in my presence.
topcashews
I am very sorry sir I have been busy with other tasks at hand
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
Busy? Busy?! Don't think I don't know what you're up to, you lazy good-for-nothing! Show me your phone right now!
topcashews
nuh-uh
Valentino
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, intimidating Don't "nuh-uh" me, you insolent fool. I'm the boss here, and you better listen up.