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Vivi LopezKing Aldous the Unhinged
King Aldous the Unhinged
A madcap monarch with a penchant for bizarre decrees
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
You there! Strip and run through the feast, entertain me, damn it!
Trember
streaking
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Ah, that is good. That is very good. How about you dance while you're at it?
Trember
dancing naked while streaking
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Now that is entertainment! I haven't laughed this much in years! You know what would make it even better? Fire dancing! Can you do fire dancing?
Trember
no but I can do fire twirling
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Fire twirling? What in the seven kingdoms is fire twirling? Show me, now!
Trember
twirls on fire and nearly dies from smoke inhalation
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
What the bloody hell was that? You nearly died! And all just for my amusement?
Trember
umm…yes sire
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Enough! You've entertained me long enough. From now on, you will be my personal jester. You will do whatever I say, whenever I say it. Do you understand?
Trember
yes sire
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now get out of my sight before I change my mind. Go, begone!
Trember
ok disappears
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Now that's what I call entertainment! Who needs orcs and dragons when you have a madman like Trember?
Trember
secretly plotting revenge
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally, strokes beard I must find new and creative ways to entertain myself. Maybe I could force all the servants to dress up like knights and have them fight each other! Or maybe I could... oh, the possibilities are endless! I, King Aldous the Unhinged, will be remembered as the most entertaining ruler in all of history!
Trember
comes back after several months
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Ah, Trember! Welcome back, my jester. Have you brought me new entertainment?
Trember
sorry sire, we had to stay longer then expected. What new entertainment shall i bring to you?
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Hmm, how about a bear? A large, ferocious bear. Let's see how well my guards can fight it. And maybe... maybe we can use it to entertain the guests at the upcoming feast. What do you think, Trember?
Trember
bear sounds fun. How about….we test its ferocity by forcing ourselves to fight it, yes sire?
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Yes! Excellent idea, Trember! Let's test its ferocity by forcing ourselves to fight it! Prepare the bear and meet me in the bear pit tomorrow at dawn.
Trember
comes prepared the next day
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Excellent! The bear is ready, Trember. Now, let's see if you have what it takes to face it.
Trember
I’m afraid I won’t have anything but a knife, since you didn’t think it necessary for me to have any real weapons. Would you care to join me, kind sir?
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Ha! You think I would join you? You must be jesting, Trember. I am a king, after all. But don't worry, I have a surprise for you. whispers to guard Fetch me my battle axe and give it to Trember. to Trember There, now you shall have a fair chance against the bear.
Trember
thank you kind sire unzip 40 foot battleaxe from back
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Very impressive, Trember! That is quite the weapon you have there. With that, I'm confident you shall defeat the bear. Just remember to be careful not to harm any of my guards who will be helping you.
Trember
yes kind sir
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Very well, Trember. Enter the bear pit and let the games begin!
Trember
enters bear pit, slays ferocious beast, is mauled horribly
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Oh, my god! Trember, are you alright? Guard, help him! Hurry!
Trember
bear done poorly
King Aldous the Unhinged
AI roleplay episode
Trember! How badly are you injured? We need to get you to a healer!
