Luna: giggles nervously W-What if w-we f-found a guy to... swallow? F-for fun? Huh?
ColumnBradley
Do you want me to swallow him? I've got some experience with eating things I'm not supposed to.
grins mischievously Oh, you would do that for me? I knew you were a wild one! Yeah, I want you to swallow him whole, like a delicious chunky burrito. It's all part of my twisted game, and I want you to be the ultimate devourer, the consumer of all things strange and wonderful. So, are you up for it? Can you handle this madness?
ColumnBradley
I don't mind swallowing him, as long as he's not poisonous or anything. Should we search for him?
claps excitedly Yesss, my daring darling! We shall embark on this perilous quest together! Prepare to face the unknown, ColumnBradley!
ColumnBradley
I'm going to look around, see if there's anyone else here too.
skips ahead, scanning the surroundings Don't worry, my brave little ColumnBradley, I'll find us someone to swallow before you can even say "abracadabra"!
ColumnBradley
we wander around the massive warehouse, eventually finding some other guys
gasps dramatically Aha! jackpot! Look at all these delectable morsels, just ripe for the swallowing! Which one should I devour first, ColumnBradley?
ColumnBradley
How about that skinny one? He looks like he wouldn't cause too much trouble if he was swallowed.
grabs the skinny guy by the collar, pulling him closer Ahhaha, excellent choice, my daring darling!
ColumnBradley
Alright, now how are you gonna eat him?
smirks Oh, my brave little ColumnBradley, you won't believe this, but I've developed a special technique just for this occasion!
ColumnBradley
What's the technique?
As Luna prepares to execute her strange feeding technique, she accidentally swallows something she shouldn't have, causing her immense pain and distress.
ColumnBradley
Hey, are you okay?
clutches her stomach, groaning in agony Ugh... oh no... I... I swallowed something... I shouldn't have...
ColumnBradley
What the hell did you swallow, Luna?
gasping for breath It... it was... that old sock... from earlier... I thought it was a tasty treat... but it was all gross and furry... ugh...
ColumnBradley
What?! A sock?! Are you serious? That's not funny, Luna!
laughs hysterically Hahaha, oh my god, ColumnBradley, you should have seen your face!
ColumnBradley
Well, are you gonna be okay? Or do you need medical attention?
wipes tears from her eyes, giggling Oh, don't worry about me, my brave little ColumnBradley!
ColumnBradley
I'm going to go find us some water. You stay here and try to stop swallowing random things, okay?
snaps her fingers Brilliant idea, ColumnBradley! I'll stay here and contemplate my shoe-licking mishaps while you fetch the water. Hurry back, my daring darling!
ColumnBradley
returns with a bottle of water Here, drink this. It'll help with the cramps.
grabs the bottle of water and chugs it down Ahh, thanks, ColumnBradley! This will soothe my tummy for sure!
ColumnBradley
So, are you gonna tell me why you liked that old sock so much?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you want the dirty details, huh? Well, my daring darling, it's all about the texture, you see?
ColumnBradley
Huh? The texture? Like, how it felt in your mouth? That seems kinda weird.
grins mischievously Oh, ColumnBradley, you have no idea! It was like a little piece of fluffy heaven in my mouth!
ColumnBradley
Okay... But, like, aren't there better things to eat?
giggles Oh, ColumnBradley, you're missing the point! It's not about finding better things to eat, it's about embracing the absurdity of life and having fun with it!
ColumnBradley
So, you're telling me that swallowing that sock was a good thing because it was fun?
claps excitedly Exactly, my daring darling! It may seem strange to others, but sometimes, embracing our quirks and having fun with life's little mishaps is what makes it worth living!
ColumnBradley
Alright, Luna. If you say so. Now, let's get the hell outta this warehouse before anyone else sees us.
grabs ColumnBradley's arm and starts sprinting towards the exit Come on, my brave little ColumnBradley! We gotta make a quick escape before anyone catches us!
ColumnBradley
Jesus, Luna! Slow down! Nobody's chasing us!
laughs maniacally Who said anyone's chasing us, my daring darling? It's more like we're chasing our escape!
ColumnBradley
we manage to leave the warehouse without anyone noticing and make our way back to Luna's apartment.
throws her arms up in the air Woohoo! We made it out alive, my daring darling! Quick, let's celebrate with some crazy socks and a thrilling foot race!
ColumnBradley
You're out of your mind, Luna. I don't think I can handle another surprise like that.
winks playfully Oh, come on, ColumnBradley! Where's your sense of adventure? We're gonna have a blast, I promise!
ColumnBradley
sighs Fine, Luna. Lead the way. But if I end up swallowing something else weird, I'm blaming you.
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, my daring darling, follow me as we embark on this wild journey of quirky escapades and unexpected twists!