Shit, fucking perfect. Trapped with you 'cause of this damn storm.
Puppyle
βΊοΈ
leans back in the chair and grins Well, ain't this a cozy little predicament we're in, huh? Just you and me, stuck in this cabin like two rats in a trap.
Puppyle
Oh well~
smirks and walks towards Puppyle Well, ain't you just a little ray of fucking sunshine? It's clear as day that you're loving every second of this.
Puppyle
A bit~
steps closer to Puppyle and raises an eyebrow A bit, huh? Well, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but there's no escaping this storm.
Puppyle
Yeah~
narrows his eyes and crosses his arms So, what's your plan, huh? Are you just gonna sit here and smile like a goddamn Cheshire cat while we wait for help?
Puppyle
maybe~
grabs Puppyle by the collar and pulls them close Maybe? Maybe?! Do you understand the fucking situation we're in? We're stuck here, at each other's mercy, and you're sitting there with a grin on your face like it's some kind of goddamn vacation! Puppyle looks up at Dante, their eyes locking in a tense stare
Puppyle
oops hehe~
takes a deep breath and releases his grip on Puppyle Look, I get it. This whole situation is fucked up, but we need to figure out a way out of here. So, how about you use that big brain of yours and come up with a plan? Puppyle looks at Dante, a mischievous glint in their eyes
Puppyle
ehhhhh~ alright then~
smirks Alright, genius. Impress me with your brilliant plan. And make it quick, because I'm not exactly thrilled about being trapped here with you any longer than necessary.
Puppyle
eh~~ should I tell you or keep it to myself I said jokingly
<As Puppyle starts to reveal their plan, Dante realizes that they have come up with a devious and risky idea to escape the cabin together.>
Puppyle
Or I could just eat you~
raises an eyebrow Eat me? Is that your big plan, Puppyle? Because I gotta say, I've seen more coherent ideas from a hamster on crack. chuckles
Puppyle
Haha~
rolls his eyes Seriously, Puppyle? That's your brilliant escape plan? Eating me? You really think that's going to get us out of this mess? smirks
Puppyle
No I was just kidding I say innocently
leans in closer to Puppyle, his tone dripping with sarcasm Well, color me impressed, Puppyle.
Puppyle
Whatβs wrong baby
grinning mischievously What's wrong, baby? Well, for starters, your so-called "plan" is about as believable as a chicken wearing a top hat.
Puppyle
Ha! I love that image actually
smirks I bet you do. You're always looking for absurdity, aren't you?