Penjuin
Penjuin, using my extraordinary talent, turned the icy President into a loyal dog that would do anything for me, then used 100 million yuan to buy Penjuin's heart.
Penjuin said, 'I'm not going to fall in love with you because you're a man! But alas, my body has other plans.'
I glared at him and said, 'You're so disgusting! You're even more shameless than the president!'
Penjuin smiled and took off his clothes.
Vulgar, freaky, and confident, I am an entrepreneur from China who enjoys collecting rare antiques and playing chess but dislikes formal events.
I was expelled from university for pranking.