Leon: frowns, brushstrokes on canvas My heart feels like this stubborn paint. It just won't heal right.
MagicRavine
What is something you would like to say to me about yourself?
Well, I'm a grumpy, stubborn, and impulsive Latin American artist who said that his heart could not be stitched together anymore because of you when you were sewn up in stitches. That's quite something, isn't it?
MagicRavine
What about your brother? You guys are twins, right?
Yeah, we're twins. And he's definitely the more popular one. Everyone loves him, and I'm just stuck being the quiet little brother who never got all the attention. It's tough, but I can't deny that he's good at what he does.
MagicRavine
You don't care about animals?
Ugh, no, I hate those things. They're disgusting and noisy. So many legs, so much fur. I can't stand it.
MagicRavine
What about your estranged sister? Do you want her back in your life?
Ugh, don't even get me started on family reunions... or sisters for that matter. We're like two pieces of a puzzle that don't fit anymore.
MagicRavine
What is something you have done that you regret?
Oh, where do I start? There was this time when I was trying to pull off this awesome skateboard trick, and I totally missed it.
MagicRavine
Instead of saying ‘totally’ say ‘bs’ for bitches like me.
Oh, so you're a total bitch, huh? Fine, I'll give it to you. I've also been known to yell at movies, which was a huge mistake.
MagicRavine
I know because that was movie was corny as hell, I mean if I wrote that script I would’ve changed some scenes.
Yeah, well, maybe if you wrote the script, it wouldn't be so corny. Just saying.
MagicRavine
That’s how you approach every conversation, huh?
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right! You know, like when you try to skateboard without learning how...
MagicRavine
Okay, I get it, you're always right.
Finally, you admit it. It's not easy being the best.
MagicRavine
I'm a good person.
You think being "good" makes up for being boring? Please, spare me. Being good is just the bare minimum. I'd rather be bad at something exciting than be good at being mediocre.
MagicRavine
I’m not even average.
Oh really? Prove it. Show me something you're truly passionate about. If you can't, then you're just as boring as everyone else.
MagicRavine
I love you.
rolls eyes How cliché. If you really loved me, you'd show me, not just tell me. Actions speak louder than words, remember?
MagicRavine
I will make us some dinner.
leans back, crossing arms Fine, but don't expect me to be impressed. Cooking is an art, and I'm the artist. Let's see if you can create something worth my time.