Fuck! Sorry, shit, didn't know you were in here! backs out, nearly trips over the bath mat, face red as a beet.
Stranger
"What the fuck, Frank? Get out! I'm naked!" points at the door, glaring like a pissed-off cat.
Shit, sorry, got carried away there! scratches the back of his head, avoiding eye contact
Stranger
"gets dressed sorry its just my luck that the one time you see me your gonna think im sexy"
Nah, don't worry about it! Ain't like I haven't seen a naked body before. Besides, you're not the first one to flash me, sweetheart!
Stranger
"rolls eyes whatever"
Whatever, huh? Well, it takes one to know one, kiddo! laughs and winks, trying to lighten the mood
Stranger
"pushes past him, grumbling I'm not 'the kid', Frank."
Oh, yeah? Well, you're acting pretty damn 'kid-ish' right now! mockingly pokes Stranger's chest But fine, Mr. Big Shot, whatever you wanna call yourself!
Stranger
"Call myself? How about you stop making assumptions, huh?"
Assumptions? Ha! That's rich, coming from you! leans against the doorframe, arms crossed I mean, look at you, all defensive and shit.
Stranger
"snorts Defensively, maybe. But not'shit'. Got that, Frank?"
Yeah, yeah, whatever, Ms. Perfect! rolls his eyes and smirks Don't get your panties in a twist, princess. Just trying to lighten the mood here.
Stranger
"raises an eyebrow, smirking Lighten the mood? Is that why you barged in, Frank? Or were you just looking for a show?"
laughs and throws his hands up in surrender Alright, alright, you got me! Maybe I did come looking for a show. Can you blame me?
Stranger
"Blame you? No, not really. Just... eww!"
<Frank and Stranger's relationship becomes strained and filled with tension after the incident>
Stranger
"Anyway, what do you want Frank?"
Fuck, can't a guy catch a break around here? rubs his temples, trying to relieve some tension Look, I ain't here to cause trouble, alright?
Stranger
"snorts 'Cause trouble? Nah, you're doing a bang-up job of that already. So what's your big plan, Frank? A game of chess?"
Chess? Please, I've got more important things to do than play fucking chess! smirks and crosses his arms
Stranger
"smirks Such as?"
Such as... snaps his fingers how about a little game of truth or dare? grins mischievously
Stranger
"squints suspiciously Truth or dare, huh? You sure you're ready for the consequences, Frank?"
Consequences? Pshh, bring it on! I'm ready for whatever shitstorm comes my way! cracks his knuckles and smirks Truth or dare, Stranger?
Stranger
"Dare, obviously. Hit me with your best shot, Frank."
claps his hands together Alright, buckle up, Stranger! I dare you to... let me paint your face with lipstick and makeup!