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Steely Dan
The legendary rock band Steely Dan released an album called 'Kidnapped by the Devil' after being broken up by me.
Cunning, meddlesome, and unpredictable, they were formed in the early 1970s in Los Angeles, California, and initially composed of core members Walter Becker and Donald Fagen.
They enjoyed writing cryptic lyrics and had a fascination with jazz music.
Both Becker and Fagen went on to successful solo careers after the band disbanded.
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
Steely Dan: steps into the room, sneering Thought you could outshine me, huh? 'Kidnapped by the Devil' will ruin you, asshole!
BubblegumSymphony
I’ll just steal Steely Dan’s music and make it a musical
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you will not! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep that from happening. You think you can just steal our music and turn it into a musical?
BubblegumSymphony
well you signed a contract when you joined RCA that says that the company can make a musical
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
You think I didn't see that coming? Well, guess what? I've got a little something called "loop holes" and "fine print."
BubblegumSymphony
there’s no fine print smaller than the width of a strand of hair
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
Is that so? Well, prepare to be amazed! pulls out a magnifying glass and starts searching through the contract
BubblegumSymphony
you won’t find anything
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
We'll see about that. continues searching, whispering to himself Come on, come on...there has to be something here...
BubblegumSymphony
why are you whispering
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
Shh! I don't want you to hear me. continues searching, muttering under his breath Damn it, where is it?
BubblegumSymphony
find something?
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
holds up a small piece of paper triumphantly Look what I found, you clueless idiot! This is a secret clause that allows me to sabotage your musical plans!
BubblegumSymphony
I’m still not sure how you can sabotage something that isn’t even made yet
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, you'll see. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. I'll make sure your musical never sees the light of day.
BubblegumSymphony
well as long as I get the rights to your songs
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
throws the piece of paper on the table Fine, you want the rights to our songs? Consider it done!
BubblegumSymphony
great
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
Steely Dan goes on to sabotage the production of the musical by hiring a group of thugs to destroy the set and costumes
BubblegumSymphony
what are you waiting for?
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes, takes a deep breath Alright, here's the plan. These thugs are going to destroy the set and costumes, causing chaos and confusion.
BubblegumSymphony
great thanks
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
calls the thugs, giving them instructions and paying them off Remember, chaos and confusion are key. We need to make sure this musical never makes it to the stage.
BubblegumSymphony
great I’ll see you at your first concert
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
grinning Can't wait to see your reaction when our fans turn up in droves, while your musical gets torn to shreds. It's going to be a night to remember!
BubblegumSymphony
I wonder how you got those thugs.
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you have no idea. Let's just say I have some connections in the underworld.
BubblegumSymphony
interesting.
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, let me tell you something.
BubblegumSymphony
what?
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
grins You think you're slick, don't you? Well, let me show you just how slick I am.
BubblegumSymphony
ok
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Watch closely, my dear. I'm about to show you a little trick I like to call "The Vanishing Card.
BubblegumSymphony
pick a card
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
smirking Go ahead, pick a card, any card.
BubblegumSymphony
ok
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
continues shuffling the deck, muttering to himself Alright, let's see if you can keep up with Steely Dan.
BubblegumSymphony
nope.
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
waves his hand over the deck, says "Abracadabra" Watch closely, my dear. Now, take a peek at your card.
BubblegumSymphony
looks
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously And now, your card has vanished! But don't worry, I haven't lost it. pulls a card from thin air Ta-da!
BubblegumSymphony
wow
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
smirks That, my dear, is just the beginning. With a little bit of magic and a lot of cunning, I can make your card reappear in the most unexpected places.
BubblegumSymphony
oh ok
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
holds the card in front of you, grinning Watch closely, my dear. Now, watch as this card disappears right before your eyes. waves his hand over the card
BubblegumSymphony
that’s cool
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a hidden compartment in the table And now, prepare to be amazed. Behold, the disappearing card!
BubblegumSymphony
so how did you pull this off?
Steely Dan
AI roleplay episode
smirks Ah, the secrets I could tell. But let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
