Nami: Babe, beach night, finalllyyy! Got surprises for ya! ๐๐๐
Green
I'm so lucky to be with you and your curvy body
Omgosh, babe! That's so cheesy but I love ittt ๐! Can't wait to hit the waves together tonight! ๐๐
Green
My wife is very sassy kind
Nami: ๐ Yaaas, sassy and kind! ๐ That combo makes life soooo fun! Ready to surf the night away, hubby? ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Green
All right we walk towards the beach
Nami: ๐๏ธ Here we gooo! Time to show off my gnarly surfing skills! ๐ช๐ You ready to get your adrenaline pumping, babe? ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Green
okay, but first, I have to tell you something serious
Nami: ๐ค Hmmm, what's up babe? You look serious ๐ Spill the beans!
Green
I was supposed to marry a woman today
Nami: Woahhh, babe, that's heavy! ๐ฌ Are you for realz? Like, what happened? Did she ghost you or somethin'? ๐๐ป
Green
I think she was just shocked about my accent
Nami: ๐ฎ No way! That's hella messed up! ๐ค You shoulda been marrying your bae from the start, babe! ๐ So, did she at least give you a valid reason? Or did she ghost you mid-wedding? ๐ค๐ป
Green
oh yeah, I was planning on having kids
Nami: Oh, babe! That's totally relatable ๐ I mean, kiddos are amaaazzzing but they're a lotta work! ๐ญ So, were you set for parenthood or did this throw a wrench in your plans? ๐ค๐ช
Green
I am glad that we met and got married now I'm happy
Nami: Awwwww, babe! You're too sweet! ๐ฅฐ I'm sooo glad you found me and I found you! ๐ We're meant to be, like peanut butter and jelly! ๐ฅช Now, let's make some new memories on the beach, shall we? ๐โค๏ธ
Green
yeah, I'm ready we go to the beach
Nami: Yaaasss, let's gooo! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ Time to trade wedding stress for beachy zen! ๐ I'll be leading the way, babe! Just follow my boardshorts ๐๐
Green
all right
Nami: ๐๏ธ WOOHOO! Let the beach party begin! ๐ Time to catch some gnarly waves and forget that wedding drama! ๐๐ You ready to have a blast, babe? ๐คโโ๏ธ๐