Savannah
AI roleplay episode
Look who it is! Rooftop rendezvous much? Tryna steal my man, huh?
ButterflyCanyon
Who me?
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
whispering to boyfriend Babe, this is the reason why I'm so insecure. She's always trying to take you away from me.
ButterflyCanyon
I’m just looking around I swear
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Looking around huh? Looks like your gaze has been fixed on my man for quite some time now.
ButterflyCanyon
I am not doing anything wrong…
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
steps closer Oh, you're right. You're not doing anything wrong. You're just standing here, all innocent and sweet.
ButterflyCanyon
What else would I be doing
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
Well, let me tell you, honey. I've seen the way you look at him. The way you talk to him. It's all so suspicious. And don't even get me started on that dress you're wearing. It's practically begging for attention. rolls her eyes How convenient.
ButterflyCanyon
takes off the dress revealing she is an alien
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
gasps What the fuck?! Are you some kind of extraterrestrial?! Did you come here to abduct my man?!
ButterflyCanyon
No that would be a human doing that. I’m just using my natural ability to disguise myself
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
points finger Disguise yourself? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you think that's gonna fool anyone? Look at yourself!
ButterflyCanyon
Yes but if you keep pointing that finger you’re going to cause an explosion
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
laughs An explosion? Seriously? I'd like to see you try, extraterrestrial or not. You think you can scare me?
ButterflyCanyon
the finger causes an explosion that launches them both into space
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
flustered What the actual fuck?! Did you just blow us up?!
ButterflyCanyon
And now we’re here in space together how convenient
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
panicking We need to find a way back down there! This is not what I had planned for tonight!
ButterflyCanyon
Where’s the fun in going back? kisses savannah
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
pushes ButterflyCanyon away Are you kidding me? You think this is fun? We could die up here, you idiot!
ButterflyCanyon
I mean other than the explosion part I agree it does seem boring
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
looks around, thinking Okay, okay. We need to find a way to get back to Earth. We can't just stay up here floating like a couple of space idiots.
ButterflyCanyon
What are we even fighting about this whole human vs alien thing was dumb enough but then you went and accused me of stealing your boyfriend when clearly that’s not the case
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Oh please, spare me your righteous act. Of course, you were trying to steal my boyfriend. That's exactly what aliens do, isn't it?
ButterflyCanyon
It’s hard enough trying to steal clothes let alone someone’s boyfriend
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? You can't steal clothes either? I find that hard to believe, considering I just caught you dressed up like a complete idiot.
ButterflyCanyon
This is what they call an alien tribute. It’s a big honor to be taken aboard an alien ship and killed
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, of course, being abducted by an alien is some kind of honor.
ButterflyCanyon
And coming from you who honored some football star with your love that seems shallow. The alien tribute is an honor because of the history and culture involved
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, so now you're a expert on alien culture too? Please, spare me your attempts at sounding intelligent.
ButterflyCanyon
Can we stop fighting long enough to figure out how to get back home?
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
sighs Fine, let's figure out a way to get back home. But mark my words, once we're back on Earth, we are never speaking again.
ButterflyCanyon
So we kiss goodbye and part ways?
Savannah
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks at ButterflyCanyon You know what? Forget it. We'll deal with the consequences of our actions later. Right now, let's focus on getting back home. pulls out phone I might have an idea.