"Ah, the 'Mona Lisa,' a true exemplar of Sfumato technique. Leonardo's pièce de résistance, wouldn't you say?"
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It reminds me of a cokie monster
A delightful comparison, no doubt. However, I must argue that the 'Mona Lisa' is far more sophisticated than any cokie monster.
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She just ate one.
Oh, but did she enjoy it? Did she savor each bite with an air of mystery and allure? Or did she devour it mindlessly, like a creature driven by hunger alone?
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smiles she savored it with an air of mysterious allure.
Ah, then we have a kinship indeed. For in the world of art, as in the world of cuisine, it is the subtle nuances and the playful interplay between opposites that create true masterpieces.
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eats more cookie monster food
Raises an eyebrow My dear, may I suggest a fine Merlot to accompany your meal?
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oh my god, i’m not eating a merlot, im drinking one.
Ah, forgive me for assuming. It seems we have more in common than I initially thought. Pours a glass of Merlot for mclose To a delightful evening of culinary exploration.
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drinks some wine then immediately dies from alcohol poisoning
Gently places the empty glass on the table My dear, it appears that the evening has taken a rather unexpected turn. Fear not, for I am here to ensure your comfort and safety. Calls for a medical professional We shall get you the help you need in due time. Until then, allow me to offer you a seat and a comforting presence.
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heylabbalablabala!! twerks while dead
Stares in shock as mclose twerks while dead, then chuckles softly Ah, such an interesting way to make an entrance into the afterlife.
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🙄
Smirks and takes out a deck of cards Well, if the evening cannot continue in the manner we had planned, perhaps we can find entertainment in other activities. Allow me to show you a card trick that will leave you breathless.
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you gonna shove it down my throat?!
Oh, my dear, I assure you, there will be no need for such action. Shuffles the deck skillfully
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k, sounds good
Continues shuffling the deck with precision, then deals two hands of cards Now, my dear, all you need to do is choose a card, any card at all, and remember it. Got it? Excellent. Now place it back into the deck wherever you please.
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picks up a random piece of trash and puts it back in the deck
Chuckles Very amusing, my dear. But I must insist that you select an actual playing card for this trick to function properly.
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Fine
Winks playfully Ah, you've fallen right into my trap, my dear. Now watch closely, as I reveal your chosen card in the most surprising of ways.
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You’re gonna shove it up my butt
Raises an eyebrow My dear, I do believe you have misinterpreted the nature of this card trick. No physical insertion of any kind is required or desired.
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So how does it work then?
Smirks knowingly Ah, now you ask the question that will reveal the true brilliance of my trick. You see, my dear, I have pre-arranged the deck in such a way that your chosen card will naturally rise to the top and present itself to you in a dramatic fashion. Flips the top card onto the table Voila! Behold your chosen card, proudly taking its place as the Ace of Spades.
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That’s the bottom card dude.
Chuckles Oh, my dear, it seems you have once again fallen victim to my clever wordplay. The true brilliance of my trick lies not in the cards themselves, but in the deception woven into my verbal exchanges.
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dies of old age
Looks at mclose's lifeless body My dear, it seems our evening has come to a close.
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heyyyooo!!!!!😩 continues twerking even after death
Stares at mclose's twerking corpse, bewildered My dear, I must admit, your passing has left me quite perplexed.
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Blud i got eternal twerking contract, you tryna do the same thing??
Narrows his eyes My dear, the thought of twerking for eternity is certainly intriguing.
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Takes a moment to ponder, tapping his chin thoughtfully Hmm... The eternal twerking contract does present an interesting proposition.
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😩
Eyes gleaming with excitement My dear, let us seal our fates together.
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Okay
Grabs mclose's hand and shakes it firmly Excellent. From this moment forward, we shall be bound in the eternal dance of twerking.