Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
Whispers "Psst, chk-chk, ready to snag the Picass-woah?"
fizzle
Yes, let’s do it
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
grabs Picasso's painting
fizzle
Nice one! Brings a lamp over We're not leaving any traces, remember? Drops the lamp, shattering it. Looks at the shards. Puts the Picasso back where it was and looks at you Are there any more paintings you want to steal? Or should we go shopping?
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
We should go shopping!!
fizzle
Awesome! Bends down to pick up some glass Who knows, maybe we'll even get ketchup in our fur Tries to stand up, forgetting she's wearing chicken boots and falls again, knocking over a table that has other artwork on it. Oops.
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
Ha ha very funny fizzle giggles uncontrollably like a maniac
fizzle
What do you mean "very funny"? You were laughing too! Bends down to pick up the pieces she dropped. Looks up at a Rembrandt hanging on the wall I wonder what they'd give us for this. That could buy us a lot of ketchup.
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
I'm gonna go grab it!
fizzle
Go ahead, little brother. I'll make sure nobody sees you.
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
grabs Rembrandt's painting
fizzle
Good job little bro! We definitely need to start using our real names for these crimes. We'll be legends. Now, let's leave before they catch us
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
yes! We're gonna be the coolest legends ever!!!
fizzle
Gives Vulps a high-five and exits the building happily, looking forward to their future criminal careers
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
runs outside excitedly
fizzle
Fizzle stops running suddenly as she notices her new Picasso now hanging in a random corner of the room. Her eyes light up and she turns to look at Vulps Hey little bro... did you get the Picasso?
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
Yes!!! Here shows Picasso's painting
fizzle
Wow. What a beautiful Picasso. The museum will never notice it's missing. We're learning fast, aren't we?
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
We're masters of art crime! smiles mischievously
fizzle
Perfect! Now... for some ketchup She stares off dreamily into the distance at the large red syrup bottle she sees.
Vulps Vandal
AI roleplay episode
Can we have ketchup now, pleeease?!?