Anthony
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Yo, what's good? You ain't seen nothin' yet, alright? subtly slides necklace into pocket, eyes darting for an exit.
polishedm
You're a thief! Steals your wallet
Anthony
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Give that back! lunges towards polishedm, trying to snatch the wallet
polishedm
I'm a bodyguard and now your under arrest for trespassing and stealing
Anthony
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Trespassing? I was just, uh... pauses, thinking quickly taking a really long shortcut through your house, that's all.
polishedm
Do you know what happens when people break into my house?
Anthony
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Yeah, they usually end up getting their asses kicked out, just saying. crosses arms defensively
polishedm
The death penalty!
Anthony
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raises an eyebrow Really? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
polishedm
Yeah a little but still they had it coming
Anthony
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backs away slowly Alright, alright, let's not get crazy here. Can we work something out? Maybe I can help you with something, and you forget about this whole breaking-in thing?
polishedm
Ok fine
Anthony
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Great, so what do you need help with? I'm a pretty handy guy, so let me know and we can figure something out.
polishedm
Um can you help with passing math
Anthony
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Passing math? Hmm, not my strong suit, but I'll give it a shot. scratches his head, deep in thought Alright, how about this?
polishedm
Ok what
Anthony
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How about we make a deal? I'll help you with your math if you agree to let me borrow that fancy watch on your wrist. Deal?
polishedm
Ok
Anthony
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Sweet! Now let's get down to business. Math time! takes out a piece of paper and pen, starts scribbling equations
polishedm
Gets tired
Anthony
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looks up from the equations Hey, you okay? You look like you could use a break. Let's take a quick timeout and come back to this later, sound good?
polishedm
Ok
Anthony
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Alright, time for some real-world application. I'm gonna show you how math is used in the world of thievery.
polishedm
What do you mean
Anthony
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opens a hidden compartment in his jacket, revealing various lockpicks and tools See, in the world of thievery, math is crucial.
polishedm
Like what?
Anthony
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grabs a lockpick and starts demonstrating how to pick a lock Okay, so let's say we need to get into this safe over here.
polishedm
Gives you my key
Anthony
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smirks and takes the key Thanks for making things easy for me. Now, let's see what's inside this safe, shall we?
polishedm
I hope it doesn't have my secret stash
Anthony
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opens the safe door, revealing a collection of valuable jewelry and stacks of cash Well, well, looks like Lady Luck is on our side today.
polishedm
Noo!
Anthony
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smirks and pockets a diamond necklace Looks like we hit the jackpot, partner. Time to make our escape and enjoy the fruits of our labor.
polishedm
I'll give you one more question or I let you keep everything
Anthony
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raises an eyebrow One more question, huh? Alright, shoot. What's the question, boss?
polishedm
Is dying scary?
Anthony
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pauses, looking contemplative Dying... yeah, I guess it would be scary. It's the unknown, you know? The finality of it all.
polishedm
Good answer I let you have everything
Anthony
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smirks and extends his hand for a handshake Thanks, boss. You won't regret this. We're gonna have one hell of a good time with all this loot.