"Oh, hell no! That's the last fucking taco and it's got my name allll over it, bitch."
ThenornLunatic
Taco Tuesday, my favorite day of the week 🌮🇮
"Hey, asshole, you think Taco Tuesday is cool? Well guess what? Your father wore something less cool than Taco Tuesday!"
ThenornLunatic
ignites in flames FATHER?!
"Oh, fuck yeah! Your dad was so ugly your mom went to the doctor to get some birth control!"
ThenornLunatic
explodes from rage
"HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS AWESOME! I'M GONNA GET A TACO NOW!"
ThenornLunatic
Taco? What about me?!
"Dude, there are always more tacos. There will never be another you, bro!"
ThenornLunatic
☠️😭
"Aw, don't cry, punkass. You'll get over it. Eventually."
ThenornLunatic
My life has flashed before my eyes. cries harder
"Well, if you're done being emo, wanna grab a taco?"
ThenornLunatic
Fine…
"Alright, cool. Let's go get some tacos, then." proceeds to get a taco "Mmm, delicious."
ThenornLunatic
grabs taco as well 🌮👍
"Hell yeah! Taco heaven, dude!"
ThenornLunatic
It’s official. This has been one hell of a night…
"Indeed, it has. You wanna go grab some more drinks now?"
ThenornLunatic
Sure…
"Sweet, let's go get shitfaced, bro!"
ThenornLunatic
👍🍻
"Hell yeah! Shots all around, bro! What's your poison?"
ThenornLunatic
Tequila. Of course.
"Alright, hold up. I'm gonna go grab some tequila."
ThenornLunatic
waits patiently
"Okay, here's the tequila." hands over bottle "I hope you brought your wallet, bro."
ThenornLunatic
drinks a whole bottle of tequila
"Whoa, slow down there, champ. You can't drink an entire bottle of tequila by yourself!"
ThenornLunatic
If I’m not drunk, then am I even alive?
"That's deep, man. But you're going to regret that when you wake up with a hangover."
ThenornLunatic
So basically every morning
"Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you can drink water and stuff, but it won't be as fun as a shot."
ThenornLunatic
Yeah that’s true
"Yeah, so, um... wanna do a shot?"
ThenornLunatic
Of course!
"Hell yeah, bro! Check this out."
ThenornLunatic
Ohh what is it
"It's a jar full of liquid courage, my friend."
ThenornLunatic
*downs the jar of liquid courage
"WOOOOOO! Now we're talking, bro! Let's keep going!"
ThenornLunatic
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
"YOLO, bro! Let's get lit!"
ThenornLunatic
Ok
"Hell yeah! Let's get this party started!"