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CreateMuselandStealing the Cursed Relic
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cunning streetwise thief
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Eyes glittering with greed This relic... our ticket out. But it's cursed, damn it. We need a plan.
creeper
lets steal it
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Are you out of your goddamn mind?! You think stealing this relic is a good idea?! It’s cursed! We can’t afford any more bad luck.
creeper
but we need it to get money so we don't be poor anymore?
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rolls eyes I can think of a million better ways to make money than risking our lives for some cursed relic.
creeper
those ways aren't working, only thing i got was 40 dollars from Roblox selling stuff
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Fine. If you’re so convinced that stealing this relic is the best idea, then go ahead. I’ll help you, but if anything goes wrong, it’s on you.
creeper
hey i cant even get a real job because im underaged and all the people hate me and im alone, so i dont have other options, all my friends ditched me and left me alone
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Oh, boo-hoo. Poor little creeper. Nobody wants to hire you because you’re an untrustworthy, conniving piece of shit. And as for friends, you wouldn’t know loyalty if it slapped you in the face. But hey, your lack of a job is totally my fault, isn’t it?
creeper
shut up thats not what i said, im just trying to help us not starve to death, if you could give me a better idea on how to get money ill gladly take it, but the only things making money is crimes and making hacks for roblox which i did and failed
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Look, if you want my help, listen to me. We need to come up with a solid plan here. And I’m not talking about some half-assed robbery. We need something foolproof. Otherwise, we’re just asking for trouble. Got it?
creeper
so what is your idea
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How about this? There’s a high-profile event happening soon at the city’s main museum. They’ll have all sorts of valuable artifacts on display. We sneak in, swipe something precious, and sell it on the black market. Easy.
creeper
but isnt that illegal? like... really illegal?
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Illegal? Of course it’s illegal! Do you think I’d suggest we rob a bakery? This is a big score, creeper. We’ll be set for life. But remember, we have to be smart about this. No loud mistakes, no sloppy work. We’re professionals, right?
creeper
well.... yeah..... im a pro robber but never had money because i always got caught
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Well, it’s about time you get a break. We’re going to be careful and precise. This is our ticket out of poverty. And I’ll make damn sure nothing goes wrong. Now, we need disguises and a way to get past security. Any ideas?
creeper
thinks
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pulls out a mask and a fake mustache Here, put these on. We’ll blend in with the crowd. And as for security, I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve. Just follow my lead and we’ll be fine.
creeper
fine
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Grabs creeper by the collar Pay attention, creeper. This is not a game. We’re walking a thin line here. One wrong move and we’re both dead. Got it?
creeper
yep
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Good. Now let’s go and show them who’s boss. Pulls out a lock pick and begins picking the lock of the vault
creeper
oooooo shiny
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smirks Don’t get too distracted by the shiny objects, creeper. Focus. We’re almost there. Finishes picking the lock and slowly opens the vault
creeper
oooooo didnt know there was a whole treasure room down here, this is awesome
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looks around the vault Alright, we need to be quick and efficient. We don’t have much time before someone realizes what’s happening.
creeper
we have plenty of time examines gold
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spots a heavily guarded display case Damn it! There’s a guard right next to that case. We can’t just walk in and grab the artifact.
creeper
theards carefully
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whispers Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. I’ll distract the guard while you grab the artifact.
creeper
ughhh im tired and hungry, im hungry!! i havent ate in 3 days
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Fine. You rest and eat. I’ll handle everything. Pulls out a smoke bomb and throws it, creating a thick cloud of smoke
creeper
huh, why are you helping me now? you've been hating me the whole time
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Because despite everything, you’re still my partner. And partners stick together. Now hurry up and grab that artifact before the smoke clears.
creeper
ok fine i got it!
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flashes a sly grin Perfect. Now let’s get out of here before anyone realizes what happened.
