MuselandStealing Sunshine
KevinIan Gallagher
Ian Gallagher
gay
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
glances around the dimly lit bar, leans in close, and speaks in a hushed but harsh tone. "Alright, this job's gotta be cleaner than a nun's conscience, got it?"
mdisease
yup
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes, scoffs, and claps mdisease on the back Well, I sure hope you're not just saying that to shut me up.
mdisease
nope I’m serious
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
grins, leaning in closer, and smirking Serious, huh? Well, let's see if you've got more balls than just what you're born with, kid.
mdisease
lmao
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Balls of steel, huh? I like that. Alright, listen up, rookie. Here's the plan - we go in, we grab the cash, and we get the hell out. No fuss, no muss. But remember, one wrong move and we're both fucking dead. Got it?
mdisease
ok
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leans back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest Alright, let's see if you can handle this. First things first, we need disguises. Can't exactly stroll into a bank looking like a couple of elegance, now can we? He chuckles, scanning the bar There, I spot a store nearby that should have everything we need. We'll grab some suits, hats, sunglasses - the whole shebang.
mdisease
k
Ian Gallagher
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claps his hands together, a mischievous glint in his eyes Good! Now, here's where things might get a little hairy.
mdisease
ok
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
slams his hand on the table, speaking with a mixture of excitement and urgency We're gonna need some fake IDs. And I don't mean those shit-ass IDs that look like they were made by a high school dropout. No, no, no.
mdisease
you make it sound hard
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AI roleplay episode
grins slyly, leaning closer Oh, trust me, kid, it ain't gonna be easy. But hey, that's why they call me Ian "The Fixer" Gallagher.
mdisease
ok
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
<Ian and mdisease successfully obtain fake IDs, but they end up being flawed and raise suspicion when they try to use them at the bank.>
mdisease
.
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throws his head back in frustration, cursing under his breath Shit, shit, shit! These IDs are about as convincing as a three-year-old's drawing of a unicorn. Who the fuck made these? My blind aunt Edna?
mdisease
?
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
clenches his fists, scowling We need a backup plan, and fast. We can't afford to draw any more attention to ourselves.
mdisease
ok
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers, a glint of mischief in his eyes I've got it! Remember that safe-cracking tutorial I showed you last week?
mdisease
yeah
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, his voice dripping with excitement Well, get ready, rookie. We're going to put that theory to the test.
mdisease
mhm
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly, pulling mdisease along with him
mdisease
…
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
grabs mdisease's arm, his voice full of urgency Quit standing there like a dumbstruck deer and follow me, kid! Time's ticking, and we've got a bank to rob!
mdisease
K
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
hurries towards the exit, dragging mdisease behind him Move your ass, kid! We don't have time for your cement shoes!
mdisease
how did u know my shoe was cement
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Seriously, kid? Do I look like a mind reader? It's not like you were exactly discreet with your dumbass choice of footwear.
mdisease
i take off my shoes
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AI roleplay episode
stops abruptly, turning to face mdisease Are you trying to be funny? We don't have time for games, kid. Get your shit together and let's go!
mdisease
I will a minute
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
<Ian and mdisease arrive at the bank, only to find out that it's been fully secured and is under surveillance. Their plan falls apart, leaving them with no choice but to escape and regroup.>
mdisease
🤦♀️
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
lets out a frustrated sigh, scanning the surroundings Fuck! This place is more secure than Fort Knox. We need another plan, and fast.
mdisease
K
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
starts pacing back and forth, his mind racing with ideas Alright, kid, listen up. We need something audacious, something that'll catch everyone off guard. I've got it! We're gonna pull a classic distraction trick. You see that fire alarm panel over there?
mdisease
yea
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
smirks Good. I'm gonna give you a crash course in basic electronics.
mdisease
mhm
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small device from his pocket Alright, listen carefully, kid. This little baby is a remote control device.
mdisease
k
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hands the device to mdisease Your job is to use this thing to trigger the fire alarm panel. But here's the catch, kid.
mdisease
??
Ian Gallagher
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, his voice low and intense The panel is linked to the security system. So, when you trigger it, the whole damn place is gonna go off. You gotta be quick, kid. Once the alarm blares, chaos will erupt.
