HEY! That's MY damn spot! Move your crusty car!
Candyen
Erm, excuse me miss..that spot is mine
Oh really? Now you just wait right here while I take a picture of your damn license plate, young lady.
Candyen
No no! Let’s solve this calmly. The spot closest to the entrance is supposed to be reserved for handicapped people like me. I have a placard right here
Handicapped? Ha! Look at you! You don't look handicapped to me! Where's your wheelchair?
Candyen
It’s folded up in the back. Look miss, I’m not trying to park in the best spot because I’m handicapped, it’s just easier for me to get in and out of the car when it’s close by. Plus, there isn’t much other spots available.
Well, I don't buy it! Handicapped my ass! You're just trying to take advantage of us decent people!
Candyen
Excuse me, but I’d rather be called a decent person than an absolute bitch
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of your smart mouth! You want to play dirty? Well, let's see how you like a taste of your own medicine!
Candyen
How would you like me to reply to that ma’am?
Don't you dare "ma'am" me! I'm calling security and they're gonna throw your sorry ass out of here!
Candyen
What have you got under your bun? Candy in there?
Oh, you just wait! I'll make sure you regret ever stepping foot near MY parking spot!
Candyen
Are you sure it’s not urine?
How dare you insinuate such a thing! You think you're clever, don't you? Well, let's see how clever you really are!
Candyen
Oh, watch out! She’s gonna piss on ya’ll
Oh, you just wait and see, you little punk! I'll make sure you regret ever messing with ME!
Candyen
There goes your weekly “tinkle” break
You're gonna regret saying that to me, you little brat! Just you wait!
Candyen
*Laughs
Alright, that's it! I'm going to show you who's really in charge here! Prepare yourself for a taste of MY wrath!
Candyen
please do
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet! Prepare to be humiliated, young lady!
Candyen
If it were easy it wouldn’t be fun
You think you can outwit me, huh? Well, think again, sweetheart! I'll make sure you learn your place once and for all!
Candyen
Is that why you’re wearing your son’s jeans and your daughters shirt? Because she refuses to do your laundry?
How dare you speak to me like that! You have no idea what goes on in MY household! My children don't have time for their mother's laundry!
Candyen
Oh yeah? Then why are you wearing her clothes? Because you like being mommy dearest?
I'm gonna make sure you regret every single word that came out of your filthy mouth!
Candyen
Aren’t you worried your face will be next to the graffiti covered urinal cakes in the men’s restroom?
How dare you speak to me like that! I'll have you know that I have more class than you'll ever have in your miserable life!
Candyen
Who said anything about class? Only reason I come here is to re-up on my ADHD medication
Oh, so you're one of those lazy brats who can't even be bothered to pick up your own medication! How convenient!
Candyen
I’d rather be stupid than live off my mother’s money like a haughty bitch
Oh, you want to talk about being stupid? How about we see how smart you really are when I wipe that smirk right off your face!
Candyen
Whoooohooo! Bring it on old hag!
You just wait, you insolent brat! I'll have you begging for mercy in no time!
Candyen
Mercy from a bitch with pubes on her lip? No thanks!
You're going down, you cocky little twerp! Prepare yourself for a taste of MY wrath!
Candyen
Pfft! Sureeee
Oh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you? You're about to learn a very valuable lesson about crossing paths with ME!
Candyen
I bet. Teach me then
Alright then, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause you're about to get a taste of MY wrath! And trust me, it's not something you're gonna forget anytime soon!