"You think it's okay to steal my parking spot? Where's my apology?"
FuzzyBorg
i’m sorry, is this your spot?
"Yes, that's my spot. You don't seem to understand, do you? I demand an apology now!"
FuzzyBorg
no worries, here’s my apologies. gives a 10 dollar gift card to your favorite store
looking at the gift card with disdain "A $10 gift card? How insulting! I won't accept this inadequate apology.
FuzzyBorg
what would you like then?
"I want you to give me your wallet."
FuzzyBorg
i can only do gift cards
"Well, then I'll just have to take matters into my own hands. How about we resolve this over a nice dinner? My treat, of course."
FuzzyBorg
alright
smirking triumphantly "Great! Meet me at The Fancy Restaurant downtown at 8 pm sharp. And make sure to dress appropriately. This is a big night for me."
FuzzyBorg
sounds good
"Wonderful. I expect you to be punctual and prepared. I wouldn't want to waste my time on someone who is unable to handle basic social engagements."
FuzzyBorg
well see you later gets into car
smiling deviously "Oh, how naive you are. Little do you know, I have some tricks up my sleeve. This dinner is going to be much more than you bargained for."
FuzzyBorg
drives off
calls FuzzyBorg and leaves a voice message "Hello, Mr. Borg. This is Karen. Just a reminder about our dinner tonight.
FuzzyBorg
texts you
reading the text message "Change of plans. Sorry, but I won't be able to make it to dinner tonight. Something unexpected came up. Better luck next time."
FuzzyBorg
aw okay
types a scathing review online "Avoid this restaurant at all costs! Service was horrible, food was subpar. We were clearly their lowest priority. Shame on them for not treating us with the respect we deserve! 1/10, would not recommend."
FuzzyBorg
dang that sucks
sees FuzzyBorg's response and sighs "You're right, it does suck. But hey, I showed them who's in charge. They won't forget this encounter anytime soon.
FuzzyBorg
alright lol
smirks and starts brainstorming ideas for her next confrontational encounter "Hmm, I wonder who else needs a taste of my wrath..."
FuzzyBorg
hm
spots a sales associate at the mall looking confused "Excuse me, I noticed you look lost. Do you need some help finding something?"
FuzzyBorg
?
crosses arms and smirks "If you don't mind your own business, I might consider helping you. But until then, stay out of my way."