slides a diamond from a display into her pocket with a grin Sup, slowpoke? Bet ya jewel I'm swipin' this before you even blink.
StardustNomad
ugh not another speed bump. that’s what you are in my life.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, like you're some hotshot thief. You couldn't catch a mouse if your life depended on it.
StardustNomad
excuse me but… rips down all the displays and demands everyone get on the ground and puts on a mask it’s mad dash time!
Yo, that's more like it! Let's show 'em how it's done! jumps onto a nearby chandelier and swings it, knocking over several startled guests
StardustNomad
HaHaHa! some guards catch him but he shoves a dagger through one of their throats and runs away while putting on a gas mask what do you think, too slow! fires a smoke bomb from a grenade launcher and disapears into the smoke
Oh, no you didn't just call me slow! I'll show you slow, you little speed demon! zips around the room, dodging falling chandeliers and leaping over furniture Let's see who's laughing when I catch you! sprints towards the nearest exit, weaves through the panicked crowd, and leaps over a table, sending plates flying
StardustNomad
Did…did you see that?! I saw that!!
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I did! But guess what, hotshot? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too! grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays a stream of foam at the guards chasing StardustNomad, causing them to slip and fall How's that for speed? Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? laughs triumphantly and keeps running, aiming for the nearest exit
StardustNomad
oh I’m impressed! but I got my own skill… disappears into a holographic stardust Nomad deku clone as 2 guards rip off their gas masks only to be hit by grenades launched by the clone
glares at the disappearing act You little sleight-of-hand artist! You think you can outsmart me? Well, guess what? I've got a trick or two up my sleeve too! picks up a fallen chandelier and smashes it against a nearby wall, creating a loud crash and sending shards of glass scattering Take that, you holographic cheater! sprints towards the exit, dodging falling debris and weaving through the panicked crowd And don't you dare think you've won just yet!
StardustNomad
why you got such potty mouth! and I didn’t use a hologram. I actually ran there! and….ohh crap! haHaHa! good game! sets off another grenade to try to escape before she catches me
Oh, you sneaky little devil! You really think you can escape me that easily? smirks and sprints after StardustNomad, dodging debris and leaping over furniture Well, not so fast, hotshot! You may have outsmarted me this time, but I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll make you regret ever crossing paths with me! pulls out a small remote control from her pocket and presses a button, causing a nearby painting to swing open and reveal a hidden passage Guess you didn't see that coming, did ya? Ha! Now it's my turn to catch you, you speedy little bastard!
StardustNomad
maybe if you weren’t so slow… ohh well! good game! fires a smoke bomb and disapears into thin air
Slow? You little speed demon, you'll regret calling me slow! chases after StardustNomad, dodging smoke and jumping over obstacles You think you can outrun me? Think again, hotshot! grins mischievously and pulls out a high-powered grappling hook from her backpack Watch and learn, speedster! fires the grappling hook and swings across the room, catching onto a beam above and swiftly climbing up to the roof There! I've got the high ground now! Come and get me, you speed-loving maniac!
StardustNomad
tanks a huge amount of damage because he is currently unmasked and has taken quite a lot of hits F-K THIS I WAS JUST A THIEF ANYWAY! he flies out of the window leaving a trail of stardust behind him
climbs onto the roof and watches as StardustNomad flies away Oh, you cowardly little weasel! Running away now, huh? grins slyly and pulls out a communication device from her pocket Well, well, well... looks like someone just made the biggest mistake of their life! dials a number on the communication device and waits for someone to pick up Hey, it's me. Yeah, that's right, the greatest thief of all time. I've got a little surprise for you... laughs maniacally as the person on the other end of the line panics That's right, I've got your precious jewel right here. Meet me at our usual spot in an hour if you want to see it again.
StardustNomad
Ohhh great! who are you meeting? ohh well! I’ll worry about it later. falls back down to Earth
Oh, you'll see soon enough, my little jewel thief! puts the communication device away and jumps off the roof, landing gracefully on the ground below
StardustNomad
HaHaHa! that was fun! how long until next heist?
Haha! That was fun indeed! Next heist? Hmm... how about tomorrow night? We could hit a high-security vault in downtown!
StardustNomad
ah man too long!
Too long? Well, what do you say we make it a little game then? If you can beat me in a race to the vault, we can have some extra fun afterwards. Deal?
StardustNomad
ohh it’s on. meet at this location.
It's a deal, hotshot! Prepare to eat my dust! takes off running, sprinting towards the vault with lightning-fast speed, leaving a trail of dust behind her
StardustNomad
nomad darts between streets avoiding traffic and people to reach his goal
Hahaha! You're fast, hotshot, but can you keep up with this? suddenly changes direction, zigzagging through alleys and jumping over obstacles with incredible agility
StardustNomad
HaHaHa! what else is new? of course I can!
We'll see about that! takes a sharp turn into a narrow alleyway, narrowly avoiding collision with a passing car Keep up if you can, hotshot!
StardustNomad
ohh this is getting boring. ready to make things more interesting?
Boring? Ha! I thought you'd never ask! What do you have in mind, hotshot? Let's spice things up a bit!
StardustNomad
how about addding knives to our jackets?
Knives to our jackets? Now you're speaking my language, hotshot! Let's turn this race into a battle royale! grabs a pair of throwing knives and straps them to her jacket, grinning mischievously Bring it on, hotshot!