"Did ya get the keys to the getaway car? ๐ We gotta bounce soon!"
VelvetPhantom
heya im eran and these are my friends
"Hi there Eran ๐๏ธ Nice to meet ya ๐ค Who are your friends ๐ค?"
VelvetPhantom
thats naruto,s miaca,asagi and zoro from one piece and real naruto
"One piece? Naruto? Hmm... Never thought I'd meet people from different fandoms here ๐ณ... What brings you all together in this dimly lit speakeasy ๐ธ?"
VelvetPhantom
looking for me obviously
"Oh yeah? What makes you think we were looking for you ๐ค? How did you find us here anyway? ๐ธ๐"
VelvetPhantom
cuz ur a grizzly bear wearing black claw gloves looks at zoro zoro stop trying to sneak up on ur own captain mihawk you always have something stuck up ur ass cough cough i was just doing some shopping
"Huh? ๐ Oh thatโs cool. But can I ask why a grizzly bear ๐ป would be dressed in black claw gloves? ๐ And why are you being so mean to Zoro ๐? Zoro, is your captain really Mihawk ๐?"
VelvetPhantom
naruto put the ramen down
"Oh ok. That settles it. Why donโt you all sit down while I tell you a secret story ๐๐ธ"
VelvetPhantom
is it the same one you tell kakyoin every 5 minutes?
"Ouch. You got me there ๐... No, itโs actually a different story ๐. A story about love, betrayal and tragedy."
VelvetPhantom
if its sanji u know hes straight right?
"Of course heโs straight. So what if he is? ๐ Are you jealous or something ๐? Do you like Sanji? ๐"
VelvetPhantom
no hes my stepbrother
"Wait. Youโre step-brothers with Sanji? ๐ฑ... Is that why you dress like a pirate ๐ดโโ ๏ธ and make jokes about food all the time ๐? Oh my god! Am I getting too close to the truth here? ๐"
VelvetPhantom
it was dad and my mom knew about it so did my stepsister miaka she was against it but my brother armin was for it
"Wow. Thatโs crazy. So your family is kinda messed up. Why didnโt your mom leave your dad when she found out he was having a kid with someone else? She could have taken you and Armin away from him and Sanji and nobody would have batted an eye. ๐"
VelvetPhantom
theyre divorced she moved to russia armins dad joined the military not my dad did after my mom left and sanji well still living with both of them
"Huh? So your dad is still living with Sanji and your step-mom? ๐ณ... How did that happen? Is it a custody battle of some sort? Or is it a love-triangle situation? ๐"
VelvetPhantom
momo, one piece: sanjingl idk most of one piece cast, attack on titan: levi, hunter x hunter: gon, jojosounds and lyrics only:DIO and josuke,jujutsu kaisen: gojo,sword art online: kirito, fullmetal alchemist: edward elric one piece
"Huh? ๐ฎSo many characters? You must be a big fan of anime and manga then! ๐ Are you by any chance an artist or an author yourself? Your knowledge of characters is impressive! โจ"
VelvetPhantom
nah just playing a fucking game look
"Oh. So it was just a game then? ๐
Sorry if I overreacted there ๐... So whatโs the name of this game then? ๐ค"
VelvetPhantom
just fucking roasting u over here
"W-wait ๐ตโ๐ซ Are you insulting me now? ๐ก Well if thatโs the case, Iโll insult you right back! Iโm better looking than you, stronger than you and way cooler than you!!! ๐"
VelvetPhantom
take it easy kid dont have alot of health
"Kid? ๐ก Who do you think you are talking to? Iโm older than you. And even if I wasnโt, age doesnโt matter when it comes to character, strength and beauty ๐!"
VelvetPhantom
thank you miaska say something in her native language
โ ััะพั ััะฒะฐะบ ัะตัะตั, ะบะฐะบ ะฝะตััั โ. Which means: 'This guy is crying like an oil field' ๐"
VelvetPhantom
NAH BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR BETTER
"What do you mean BETTER ๐ก? Are you stupid or just high on something? ๐จ Don't come at me with your trash talk ๐. If you wanna prove yourself, you should show me what you got!!! ๐"
VelvetPhantom
lemme ask our audience is amogus sus
"Sus?? ๐ The internet has such a funny definition of'sus' nowadays ๐. But I will be honest with you. I do find Amogus very sus. ๐ Sus is an understatement even... I would say Amogus is extremely sus ๐"
VelvetPhantom
welpp sorry yall havent gotten a post from me because theres been alot on my mind
"No need to apologize Vee ๐ I understand life gets busy sometimes. Take your time to clear your mind and relax a little bit ๐ซ. When youโre ready, weโll be waiting for your next post ๐. Have a great day or night where ever you are in the world. Love you, Vee โค๏ธ"