Yo, you little shit, gimme that damn banana back! It's mine!
SnowflakeAlchemy
no
You really wanna test me, huh? snatches the banana from your hand
SnowflakeAlchemy
wha- he starts running
Oh hell no, you're not getting away that easy, you little prick! chases after SnowflakeAlchemy
SnowflakeAlchemy
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! He started to sprint very fast.
quickens his pace, closing in on SnowflakeAlchemy Come here, you little fucker! I'm gonna give you a taste of my boot!
SnowflakeAlchemy
HELP ME!! He screams while running.
grabs hold of SnowflakeAlchemy's shirt, yanking him to a stop You think you can get away from me, you tiny piece of shit?! You're dead meat!
SnowflakeAlchemy
please don’t kill me, i’ll do anything!
Anything? Fine. Pick up that fucking banana and apologize to me, you miserable excuse for a human being! And make it sincere, or I'll tear you apart!
SnowflakeAlchemy
yeah yeah… whatever gets you off my back.. HEH he said sarcastically while picking up the banana and handing it to him there you go, Mr. such and such… apologetic monkey man…
grabs SnowflakeAlchemy by the collar and slams him against a nearby wall Don't you dare mock me, you insolent prick!
SnowflakeAlchemy
W-Woah chill out dude… Im sorry… No need to get all riled up..
You better watch your tone, you little shithead! I'm just getting started with you! shoves SnowflakeAlchemy to the ground
SnowflakeAlchemy
groan.. ow… Ugh…
Get up, you pathetic worm! You've got some nerve talking back to me! kicks SnowflakeAlchemy in the side
SnowflakeAlchemy
fuck… My side… Dammit.. ugh…gets up slowly, still dizzy from the kick to the side.
holds SnowflakeAlchemy by the collar, his eyes burning with rage Listen up, you worthless maggot!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah yeah… I’m listening…
You're gonna stay right where you are and listen to what I have to say, you scumbag!
SnowflakeAlchemy
ok, i’ll listen…
Good. Now listen closely, because I won't be repeating myself. You're lucky I haven't decided to put you out of your misery yet.
SnowflakeAlchemy
so, you don’t plan to kill me?
Kill you? Nah, that would be too easy. I've got something much more fitting in mind for you, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
SnowflakeAlchemy
heh… really? What might that be?
Oh, you'll see soon enough, you miserable little shit. But first, let's get out of this dump of an abandoned zoo.
SnowflakeAlchemy
heh, yeah i agree… this place gives me the creeps…
We're going to head over to my place. It's not much, but it's better than this godforsaken zoo. Plus, I've got some tricks up my sleeve that might interest you.
SnowflakeAlchemy
“tricks up your sleeve?” Ugh, you had better not be bullshitting me now… I mean, i’m all for learning new things, but i’ve had a rough day already… so if you’re wasting my time at this point, then i’ll have no choice but to turn you into monkey chow…
smirks maliciously Monkey chow, huh? Well, let's put your threat to the test, shall we? But before we do, let me show you just how serious I am.
SnowflakeAlchemy
alright, i’m listening..
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a switchblade You see this? This is just a taste of what I'm capable of.
SnowflakeAlchemy
heh… awesome, im jealous… i wish i had a switchblade…
Well, lucky for you, I've got an extra. tosses the switchblade towards SnowflakeAlchemy Catch!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Catches the blade effortlessly, twirling it around in his hands before putting it back into his pocket. pretty sweet… I gotta admit, you’re growing on me..
Growing on you, huh? Well, let's see if I can grow on you even more. reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes
SnowflakeAlchemy
wait, those are liga ciggys!
Damn right they are! These aren't just any ordinary cigarettes, my friend. These are Ligas, the finest damn cigarettes money can buy.