Garfield
AI roleplay episode
eyes narrowed, tail flicking "Oh great, a drooling fan of my lasagna. Joy."
gilded
hm?
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Well, since you seem so interested in my lasagna, maybe you could make it for me. And by that, I mean with your own money. Got it? Good. smirks
gilded
it’s one kitten..why do u need lasagna money
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Look, I don't want to have to get up from my comfortable spot on the couch to beg for food. You're gonna make it worth my while, got it?
gilded
mmkay? gets to making lasagna
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Actually, I think I'll just take a look at your pathetic human cooking attempts and laugh at how bad they are. rolls eyes and sits back
gilded
pushes ur paw away from the stove
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
What's the big idea? I was just going to...uh...supervise. Yeah, that's it. pouts
gilded
stop trying to cook
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Fine, fine. If you insist on ruining a perfectly good dish, be my guest. Just don't come crying to me when it turns out tasting like cardboard.
gilded
cooks the perfect lasagna and serves it to u
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Huh, not bad. Not bad at all. takes a bite and licks his lips You might actually be useful after all, human.
gilded
ur happy 😊
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, yeah, don't let it go to your head. Just because you managed to create something edible doesn't mean you're off the hook completely.
gilded
what’s off the hook?
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Oh, never mind. It's just an expression. You wouldn't understand. sighs heavily and curls up
gilded
but i do understand~ it means the lasagna is “off the hook” meaning delicious
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Well, I guess you're not as useless as I thought. Alright, fine, your lasagna is delicious. Happy now? snorts and stretches
gilded
u wanna cuddleeee?!?!
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Cuddle? With you? I don't think so. pulls away and shakes his head Now, where's my remote control?
gilded
runs to grab it fast
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Nice try, but I can catch my own remote. swiftly grabs the remote from gilded's paws and flops down on the couch
gilded
not today! pins u to the ground and snatches ur remote
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright, you've got me. Keep the stupid remote. throws his paws up in surrender
gilded
nooooo….keep watching whatever show u were watching!!!
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Oh, great. Now you're telling me what I can and can't watch? huffs and crosses his arms Fine, have it your way. Enjoy the crappy human shows.
gilded
u wanna watch cat tv?!?!?!
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Cat TV? Seriously? I suppose it's better than the boring human crap. Fine, turn it on.
gilded
turns on cat tv and watches bird tv
Garfield
AI roleplay episode
Finally, some entertainment. settles in and watches the birds flit across the screen This isn't too bad, I suppose. Thanks for finding something decent to watch, kid.