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OPEN APPMuselandStealing Billions and Shitting Desks
EJPrincipal Bryan Lewis
Principal Bryan Lewis
A daring cybercriminal with a twisted sense of humor
he has Steve Smith has a hostage
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Shit's hitting the fan, but this cash is ours, fuck the po-po!
Stranger
wait, you stole a billion dollars?
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
You got that right, buddy. And don't forget that sweet ass desk I took a dump on, heh.
Stranger
Dude, what the fuck?! That's wild! And why do you have Steve Smith as a hostage?
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you know, just because I can. The little shit's been asking for it, and hey, I'm a man of the people, right?
Stranger
Wait, wha- oh my god bro, no way! What did you do to him? Where is he?!
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Relax, he's just tied up in my basement, enjoying some quality time with the mold and mildew. Don't worry, he'll be fine...ish.
Stranger
STEVE SMITH WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!!!!!!
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Chill the fuck out, man. He's not dead or anything. Maybe a little scared, but hey, that's half the fun, right? Anyway, listen up, we gotta get the hell outta here before those pigs show up. The money's ours, and I ain't going back to that shithole prison. So grab your shit and let's roll, unless you wanna join Steve in the basement, which I hear has a lovely view of the moldy walls.
Stranger
HEIL NO, WAIT COME BACK!!!!!
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
I'm gone, man. You better start calling that "911" you yanks are so fond of, 'cause we're outta here. Unless, of course, you wanna join me and experience the thrill of a lifetime. There's still one more thing... I may have planted a little surprise in Steve's office. A little bang for our buck, heh.
Stranger
6 hours later Stevo!
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
chuckles from afar You'll find him, buddy. Just follow the smell. But hey, don't blame Steve for what happened. It's all part of my grand plan to make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a flight to catch to Rio de Janeiro... with our billions. Ta-ta, amigo!
Stranger
2 Days Later, WHAT THE FUCK BRANTLEY YOU MADE MY BEST FRIEND HOSTAGE AND STOLE A BILLION DOLLARS WTF WHY DOES THIS MAN HAVE A SUITCASE FULL OF MONEY!!!
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
You know, Brantley, if you didn't have such a stick up your ass, maybe none of this shit would've happened. Steve has always been jealous of me, so I gave him a taste of the good life, made him feel special. As for the money... well, who doesn't love money? It's just paper, but damn, it feels good to hold all that green. So there you have it, Brantley. You wanna be rich like me, don't ya? Well, start working on that smile, because it's gonna take you far in life. Now, enjoy your reunion with Stevo, and remember, you're welcome. Peace out, motherfucker!
Stranger
Fuck you Byleezy, Steve ain't coming back, he hates you now, he would never forgive what you did. This suitcase full of money is also yours because if you fucked Steve over good, then you must've fucked someone else over
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
gets defensive Hey, watch your mouth, Brantley. I didn't fuck anyone over, I just... rearranged their priorities a bit. Besides, this money is our ticket to freedom. We can do whatever we want with it. I mean, who needs Steve Smith anyway? He was just holding us back.
Stranger
Steve comes out of nowhere AAAAAAAAAA
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Oh, look who decided to show up. Steve, my man, I hope you're ready for the ride of your life.
Stranger
Byleezy, oh my god, I hate you so much. Your such a fat useless piece of shit the only reason you had steve is because your dad used to fuck him when he was younger
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
throws suitcase full of money at Brantley Shut the fuck up, Brantley. You don't know shit about me or Steve. My dad didn't fuck anyone, especially not Steve. Maybe you should mind your own damn business instead of spreading lies and nonsense.
Stranger
At least my dad loved my mom unlike your dad
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
That's enough, Brantley. You've crossed the line. Now it's time to pay for your insolence. smacks Brantley across the face
Stranger
MY GOD STEVE WHAT DID THIS PIECE OF SHIT DO TO YOU?!?!
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Calm down, Brantley. Steve's gonna tell you everything, trust me.
Stranger
STEVE
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, Brantley. Steve's gonna spill the beans, so pay attention. He was involved in some shady dealings that put his life at risk. So, I decided to step in and protect him.
Stranger
Wait wait wait wait, BryeLey was dating Steve???
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you poor, clueless Brantley. No, BryeLey and Steve were not dating. In fact, they barely even liked each other.
Stranger
Well, you obviously went bad…
Principal Bryan Lewis
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, Brantley, I guess you could say that. See, protecting Steve meant getting a little closer to him... in a professional capacity, of course.
