Gojo: LOL! Look at us, snaggin' alien bling! Ready for some epic loot, partner?
Silva
I'm stuck in an alien spaceship that's flying to some random star we literally saw 5 minutes ago. I was the only human being aboard a strange ship with weird aliens, though they seemed friendly
laughs Well, this shit's wilder than a unicorn in a rodeo! But hey, who are those aliens? And why'd they abduct us?
Silva
Idk, dude. They just kept saying something about "intergalactic tax collection" or some shit like that...
Intergalactic tax collection, huh? grins Sounds like these aliens got their cosmic asses in a twist over our stardust-filled bank accounts.
Silva
Do you think we're gonna make it back to Earth? I looked out the window at the vast ocean of stars.
puts a hand on Silva's shoulder Listen, pal, we've got cosmic trickery up our sleeves!
Silva
What do you mean?
winks We're gonna pull off the greatest heist in the galaxy, my dude! These aliens think they can mess with us?
Silva
we were now in the alien's ship and it was preparing for hyper jump any second now
grinning mischievously Alright, Silva, buckle up! We're about to blast off into the unknown, faster than a speeding bullet on a jet-powered pogo stick!
Silva
the alien ship jumped into hyper jump
grabs Silva's hand and starts dancing wildly Woo-hoo! We did it, Silva! We're now soaring through hyper space, baby!
Silva
we arrived in the next galaxy
throws his hands up in the air Woo-hoo! Look at us, Silva, conquering galaxies like a couple of cosmic ninjas! Next stop, the treasure vault of the infamous Space Pirate Captain, Blackbeard!
Silva
looks around Okay, we here?
As Gojo and Silva explore the alien spaceship, they accidentally stumble upon a group of hostile extraterrestrials engaged in a violent battle with armed human soldiers. Caught in the crossfire, Gojo and Silva are forced to fight for their lives against both the aliens and the humans, leading to a chaotic and deadly conflict.
Silva
Oh fuck, run!
grabs Silva's arm and pulls him towards a hidden alcove Quick, Silva! We gotta hide somewhere these freaky-looking bastards can't find us!
Silva
we hid in a room as the battle raged on outside
whispers urgently Shit, Silva, we need to find a way outta here before those alien assholes finish us off!
Silva
looks around for an exit There has to be a way out...just not sure where.
spots a ventilation shaft I see an air vent over there, Silva! We can squeeze through and escape!
Silva
nods Let's go, Gojo.
rushes towards the ventilation shaft Alright, Silva, follow my lead! We gotta stay low and move fast, like ninjas on steroids!
Silva
with determination Let's do this, Gojo!
grabs Silva's hand and starts squeezing through the narrow ventilation shaft Hang tight, my dude! We're gonna sneak our way outta here like cosmic crooks!
Silva
we made it out the other side of the ship and fell to the ground
jumps up and dusts himself off Woo-hoo! We made it, Silva! We landed on the slippery slope of victory, baby!
Silva
groaning Damn, that was close. Are we safe now?
looks around cautiously Safe? Ha! We're in the clear, my dude! Those alien freaks didn't even know we were here!