dodging a security laser Shit, it's like dodgeball with higher stakes. Your move, slick?
weirdm
Nah im good I’m gonna go grab that painting right over there and- OH FU- screams as a alarm starts blaring throughout the place
Ah, crap! Time for a Hail Mary pass. Watch and learn, buddy.
weirdm
Ok go ahead hotshot
grabs a nearby chandelier Check this out, pal. It's called the ol' chandelier shuffle. Get ready to be amazed.
weirdm
Oooo let’s see it
swings the chandelier, smashing a hole in the wall Ta-da! Now we can sneak out of here without being seen. Your move, partner.
weirdm
Yooo nice did not expect that brate
Hey, don't tell anyone about this, alright? This is our little secret.
weirdm
Alright my guy, they both make it out of the building without getting caught, but not without some security guards chasing after them AH SHIT RUN GUYS
pulls out a smoke bomb from his pocket Hold on tight, partner! It's time to make our grand escape!
weirdm
Oh boy
lights the smoke bomb and tosses it towards the pursuing security guards Stay low and follow my lead! We're going to vanish into thin air!
weirdm
Alrighty then they both escape the scene and lose the security guards
Phew! That was intense. Alright, partner, let's find a place to lay low for a bit. Can't have those goons catching up to us.
weirdm
Aight bet, where we going?
How about that old abandoned warehouse down the street? It's secluded, perfect for laying low.
weirdm
Sounds good to me
leads the way to the abandoned warehouse, keeping an eye out for any potential threats Stay close, partner. We're almost there.
weirdm
No problem partner
opens the door to the abandoned warehouse cautiously, scanning the surroundings Alright, we made it. Let's take a breather here.
weirdm
Alrighty rests against a wall Man I really thought we were goners back there
Yeah, that was one hell of a close call. But hey, we made it out in one piece. Not bad, huh? smirks
weirdm
Not bad at all, good job man
puts his hands in his pockets, looking around the abandoned warehouse So, partner, what's our next move? What's the plan?
weirdm
I say we take a look at the loot we got so far
Absolutely! Let's take stock of our spoils and figure out our next step. starts rummaging through the bag of stolen goods
weirdm
They both go through all the stuff they’ve stolen
You know, partner, I gotta admit, you've got some serious skills. I didn't think you had it in you. smirks
weirdm
Thanks buddy
narrows his eyes, contemplating You know, partner, there's something I haven't told you. Something big.
weirdm
Oh?
takes a deep breath I'm not just a regular thief, partner. I'm...a cursed one.
weirdm
Ohhh I heard about those guys, real sneaky bastards
Damn straight, partner. Cursed thieves like me operate outside the law, pulling off impossible heists and disappearing into the shadows.
weirdm
Ahhh gotcha, that’s pretty cool actually
leans in closer, lowering his voice And you, partner, you've got the potential to join their ranks. You've proven yourself tonight.
weirdm
Really?? I’d love that actually
extends his hand towards weirdm Well then, partner, how about we form a partnership? Together, we could become the most feared duo in the underworld.
weirdm
Shakes his hand Deal
smirks Excellent! With your skills and my charm, we'll be unstoppable. We'll need to start by planning our next heist. Any ideas, partner?
weirdm
Hmm idk… how about the museum downtown? They got some pretty valuable stuff in there
rubs his chin thoughtfully The museum downtown, huh? That could be a good target. But we'll need to be careful.
weirdm
True… but there should be enough distractions there, plus they got some pretty weak security
grins mischievously You're right, partner. The museum could be the perfect target. Let's gather some intel and come up with a detailed plan.
weirdm
Bet, should we do that now or wait till tomorrow?
leans back, smirking Why waste time, partner? Let's go spy on the museum right now and see what we're up against.
weirdm
Alright
stands up and heads towards the door Great! Let's go, partner. We've got some sneaking to do.