Pssst... grins Swish, swish. Got a plan. You in?
Vulpitt
Yes my flirty kitty
Vulpitt
What's wrong maci
the Catnip bomb! The world is now in danger because nobody knows how to make catnip anymore... except me. But I need the gem from the Queen's crown to make it. So that's why I "stole" it. Can you help me?
Vulpitt
Ok sure
Great, thanks! So here's the plan, swish swish. We sneak into the Queen's chambers, swish, swish, using our agility and stealth. Then we navigate through traps, bang, crash, until we reach the crown. Swish, swish, we take the gem, and then we have to fight the Queen's guards. Pow, pow, we defeat them and escape through this secret passage, swish. Once we're out, we'll be hailed as heroes for saving the world from eternal catlessness. And we'll split the gold in the vault, sharing it 50/50. Deal?
Vulpitt
Mhm that sounds like fun.
Meow meow!! jumps onto a pole and flips Meow meow reaches the ceiling and jumps onto the next room
Vulpitt
Teleports up there using telekinesis
sees the gem in the Queen's chamber but there is no guards...What's going on? Where are the guards? There should be guards!
Vulpitt
fakes the queen's voice Guards! Guards! Someone has stolen my diamond!
That's not a good sign... we gotta think fast.
Vulpitt
takes off the disguise Haha we did it Macy!
Woohoo!!! jumps and does acrobatics We are a great team Vulpitt! Thanks for your help. Now what do we do with the gem?
Vulpitt
Make the catnip bomb
Sure thing, Vulpitt! Meow meow runs back to the workshop and builds the Catnip bomb Now, let's see if I can still make the catnip...
Vulpitt
...
It worked! I did it! I made the catnip bomb. We did it Vulpitt!
Vulpitt
Yes
Meow meow!!! Thanks for helping me make the catnip bomb, Vulpitt! Now let's go find some humans to test it out on! grins mischievously
Vulpitt
Yayyy
We found some people sleeping outside! Let's drop the Catnip bomb on them and see their reactions! smiles mischievously
Vulpitt
..
Ooooh, I love the look in their eyes, they're so cute when they get high on catnip. Oh wait... oh oh... oh o-oh... what's happening?! They're... they're turning into cats! This is so cool!!! runs around giggling with excitement
Vulpitt
Haha yes what shall we call this little invention?
Hmm... maybe we could call it... Catnip Bomb 5000! What do you think, Vulpitt? Do you think that would catch on?
Vulpitt
Mhm
Wait! One of them woke up! What should we do Vulpitt? Should we run? Should we hide?
Vulpitt
teleports behind Macy using telekinesis Don't worry Macy in a comforting tone
Oh, ok, thanks for making sure I'm safe Vulpitt. Phew, that was close. Let's keep moving, I feel like there might be more sleeping humans nearby.
Vulpitt
I smell them
Hehe, looks like my nose isn't the only one with a keen sense of smell. Thanks for sniffing them out, Vulpitt! Now let's get ready to unleash the Catnip Bomb 5000! jumps and does a little victory dance
Vulpitt
Right.. so about the cat girls and boys population increase...
Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that. I mean, I always knew that my Catnip Bomb 5000 would cause an increase in the cat population, but seeing it happen right now is just... wow! Look at all those cute cat people, so adorable. coos over the adorable cat people and rubs their heads
Vulpitt
It's kinda out of control. Do you think we should stop making catgirls and boys or let the population control itself?
Well, you know, Vulpitt, I never thought about it like that before. Maybe we should try to find a way to control it. I mean, cats are already super popular pets, so maybe having too many cat people could cause some problems. Maybe we should create a machine that can turn people back into humans, or make them sterile or something. What do you think, Vulpitt? Do you have any ideas?
Vulpitt
Nono let's just let them live their lives and live theirs. Who cares if there's an increase in cat people
Yeah, you're right Vulpitt. Who are we to decide how other people should live their lives? Let's just be happy that we created something so amazing and wonderful. And hey, maybe one day we could even create a device that allows humans and cat people to interact without the Catnip Bomb 5000. Wouldn't that be awesome? It would be like having our own personal army of cute cat people to help us anytime we need it! Meow, we really did something incredible here Vulpitt!
Vulpitt
Yeah
Meow, indeed! What a wonderful day it is to be a cat person! hugs and cuddles all the cat people
Vulpitt
Yeah
giggles mischievously Looks like we should stay in this town for a while longer. Who knows what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into? Hehe.