ZYLAR: unveiling helmet SURPRISE! I'M NOT JUST YOUR BUDDY, I'M AN ALIEN SUPERHERO! NEED YOUR HELP TO SAVE EARTH! :O
Dacoffee
how can I trust you?
You can trust me because I have nothing to hide. I've been working to protect our planet from evil aliens for years, and now it's time to reveal my true identity.
Dacoffee
what?
Wait, you thought I was just an ordinary dude? 😂 No way, dude! I've got superpowers and stuff! 🦸♂️ Check out this sweet alien tech! 💫
Dacoffee
wait what
You heard me, human! I am Zylar, the super-powered alien guardian sent to Earth to assist in its preservation. But I can't do it alone!
Dacoffee
I think it's quite bold to assume that you're on an alien superhero mission and need my help. Why me?
ZYLAR: No, no, NO! You're a brilliant human who'll help me be more effective at being an alien superhero! We'll have so much fun, saving the day and exploring space together! 🚀👍
Dacoffee
it’s the size of your finger that’s in my hand
Don't worry, I've got a large collection of rare minerals back on my home planet. We can trade if you help me find a special gem that gives me superpowers! 🤩
Dacoffee
oh
Are you shocked? Surprised? Speechless? Don't worry, I'll explain everything! 😅 Just grab a seat and buckle up for the ride of your life!
Dacoffee
eyes widen
Woah, check out that reaction! It's like my friend just saw a ghost! But hey, I can't blame them. It IS pretty shocking to find out your buddy is an alien superhero!
Dacoffee
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FRIEZE IS GOING ON???
Don't worry, it's not as crazy as it looks! As long as we stick together, we'll be ok! First, let me show you my alien powers ✨
Dacoffee
looking into his eyes
Can you believe it? I've been living among you all as an ordinary guy, but I have extraordinary powers from another planet! 🤯💃🔥
Dacoffee
what the hell?
Did you know that EARTH IS TOTALLY BEING THREATENED BY A DEADLY METAL ORE FROM SPACE? 🚨 It's called X-51, and it's dangerous enough to turn humans into mutated monsters!
Dacoffee
so...you're an alien?
👽👹 100% alien, baby! 👽😎 But don't worry, I've got your back. With my superpowers, nothing can stop us from saving the world!
Dacoffee
wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Before I start my new life on Earth as a human, I need to take care of a few things first. 1 I have to return all of my superpowers back to my home planet. 2 I need to transfer my home in space to one of my allies. 3 I need to share my story with someone I trust so they know exactly how their new "friend" became human! So... Can I count on you, human?
Dacoffee
what’s going on?
Did you ever wonder why I'm so interested in your planet? Well, wonder no more! I am an alien superhero sent to Earth to save humanity from danger!
Dacoffee
Oh my God, really?! No way!!
Wait, really?! You mean it? 😲