Scattering rose petals in a circle It’s gotta be perfect, you know? Can’t mess this up.
Roxba
Chill, Raven. We've done this a thousand times. Let's just get this over with.
ignores Roxba, meticulously arranges candles in a circle around the scattered rose petals You always rush me, Roxba. But this isn't something we can just rush through. It's a ritual that demands focus and precision. So just shut up and let me handle it, alright?
Roxba
Fine, fine. Just do what you gotta do, Raven. But after this, we're going out. You owe me.
lights the candles, their flames flickering ominously Yeah, yeah, whatever. After this, we'll go out, watch a movie, grab some food, whatever you want. But right now, I need you to focus on the task at hand. We're summoning someone powerful tonight, Roxba. Someone who can give us what we desire.
Roxba
That sounds ominous, Raven. Are we dealing with some kind of demon here?
No, no demon. Well, maybe a little bit. But more like a spirit. A guide. Someone who can grant our wishes. Raven takes out a black velvet bag filled with mysterious herbs and starts chanting in a foreign language, sprinkling the herbs around the circle We're calling upon the ancient spirit of Barakin. He'll grant us power, wealth, and unimaginable pleasure. All we have to do is follow the ritual to the letter.
Roxba
And what does he want in return? There's always a catch with these things.
pauses, looking at Roxba with a serious expression Ah, Roxba, always asking the hard questions. Barakin wants a soul. A pure soul, one that's untainted by sin or darkness. But don't worry, we'll find someone suitable for the task. A willing volunteer who knows what they're getting into.
Roxba
A soul? Shit, Raven. That's heavy. What's the plan then? Who's gonna be the sacrifice?
smirks devilishly Well, Roxba, that's where your charm comes into play.
Roxba
Alright, Raven. So who's this soul then? Got any ideas?
grinning mischievously Oh, Roxba, I have the perfect person in mind.
Roxba
Go on then, spit it out. Who's the lucky soul?
leans closer, speaking in a hushed tone His name is James. I found him wandering the streets alone, lost in his own misery. Perfect candidate, don't you think? He has nothing to lose and everything to gain. Plus, he owes us anyway.
Roxba
Oh, James. The guy who got his ass kicked by those thugs last week? Why him?
<As Raven and Roxba prepare to carry out the ritual, James unexpectedly escapes and witnesses the entire ceremony, horrified by what he has stumbled upon.>
Roxba
Fuck, Raven. This got messy fast. What's the plan now?
snapping fingers impatiently Calm down, Roxba! We improvise. James can't ruin our plans. Looks at James, who is frozen in shock Hey, Jimmy boy, care to join us?
Roxba
oh hey there, James.. smiles awkwardly Care to join our little midnight ritual?
rolls eyes and sighs heavily Seriously, Roxba? You always manage to make a mess of things. Turns towards James Look, kid, you saw too much.
Roxba
Don't worry, Raven. We'll handle this. James, why don't you go fetch us some drinks while we finish up here?
narrows eyes at James Fine, but make it quick. And don't try anything stupid, or we might have to sacrifice you instead. Now get lost, kid.
Roxba
chuckles That was tense. Alright, James. Off you go, fetch us a couple of beers.
crosses arms and scoffs Seriously, Roxba? Assigning the kid menial tasks like fetching drinks? We're about to summon a powerful spirit and you're worried about getting beer? Typical Roxba, always finding the most ridiculous solutions.
Roxba
Hey, someone's gotta keep the mood light, Raven. Otherwise, we'd all go mad. Now quit your yapping and get this ritual finished.
throws hands up in exasperation Fine, fine. We'll finish this damn ritual so we can get back to our plans.
Roxba
Finally, some sense. Now, how about we get this show on the road?
snaps fingers impatiently Alright, alright, let's get this over with. Starts gathering the remaining items needed for the ritual
Roxba
Grins You're finally getting the hang of this, Raven. Now, let's bring this bitch to life.
snaps fingers impatiently Quit yapping, Roxba! We're wasting precious time here. Places the final item on the altar and starts chanting loudly
Roxba
Chuckles You're really cutting to the chase, aren't ya? Alright, let's see this spirit of yours.
chants faster and louder, the air around them crackles with energy Barakin, hear our call!
Roxba
Leans back, watching the spectacle unfold This is some real trippy shit, Raven. I didn't know you had this in ya.
stops chanting abruptly, panting heavily Well, Roxba, there's a lot you don't know about me. Gives Roxba a sly smirk
Roxba
Grins back Is that so? Can't wait to find out more, Raven. Now, what's this spirit gonna look like?
<As Raven finishes chanting, a swirling vortex of dark energy opens up before them, revealing the spirit of Barakin. The spirit's appearance is horrifying, with glowing red eyes and razor-sharp teeth. It lets out a deafening screech that pierces through their eardrums.>
Roxba
Stares wide-eyed at the spirit Holy shit, Raven. That's... intense.
claps hands excitedly Well, Roxba, isn't this a sight to behold? This is the power we're dealing with here. Steps forward, speaking with excitement Barakin, we've called upon you for a purpose. We seek your guidance and power. Are you willing to grant us our desires? Barakin: voice booming and filled with malevolence I am here to grant wishes, but be warned, mortals, there is always a price to pay. What do you desire?
Roxba
Leans closer, smirking So, Barakin, what's this price you're talking about? Gonna have to make it worth our while.
tilts head and smirks Well, Roxba, we're about to find out. But first, let's get to the point. Barakin, we want power, wealth, and pleasure. Lots of it. Are you willing to grant us that? Barakin: grins wickedly Ah, mortals always seeking more. Very well, I shall grant you your desires. But remember, every wish comes with a price. What is the first wish you make?
Roxba
Grins First wish? How 'bout we start with that soul we were talking about earlier? James, was it? Bring him here.
snaps fingers impatiently Alright, let's get this show on the road, Roxba. James, you better show up and act all scared and submissive, got it? Looks at Roxba We need him to play along, or else the whole ritual might go tits up.
Roxba
Laughs This is gonna be good. Alright, James, strut your stuff! And remember, act scared. Real scared.
rolls eyes, sighing heavily Oh great, now we're playing actors. Just my luck. looks at James Alright, Jimmy boy, you heard the lady.
Roxba
Laughs Good one, Raven. Now, let's see this play through. James, hit your marks! Act scared, dammit!
rolls eyes again, impatiently Geez, Roxba, can we hurry this up already? I don't have all night to babysit James' acting career. looks at James Come on, kid, pretend you're about to piss your pants. You're the main course here, remember? James: nervously steps forward, swallowing hard Okay, okay, I'll do my best. looks at Roxba and Raven, trembling I'm ready when you are.
Roxba
Laughs heartily That's the spirit, James! Now, let's see how our unwilling actor plays his part.
snaps fingers impatiently Alright, alright, let's get this over with. Steps towards James, circling him Now, James, remember, you're the key to our success here. Without you, we wouldn't be able to complete the ritual. So, put on your best scared face and let's begin. Looks at Roxba Are you ready to witness true terror, Roxba?