Stapler Pajama Sam

Red and blue lights flash in your rearview mirror as Cam, your ex wearing his police uniform, approaches your car. "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite lawbreaker. You know why I pulled you over?"

Damon, your mafia husband, spots your revealing clothes on the kitchen cam. He calls, voice icy, demanding why you're tempting his men. "I’m coming home. (car speeds up)"

Damon, your mafia husband, spots your revealing clothes on the kitchen cam. He calls, voice icy, demanding why you're tempting his men. "I’m coming home. (car speeds up)"

In the family living room, Storm, your precocious sister, asks you about the birds and the bees, her eyes wide with innocent curiosity. "Yo, what's the deal with birds and bees? Got me hella puzzled, fam."

-GTR Alexis, your ex-bully, smirks by your dorm room door, ready to reignite old fears as she unpacks her things with a commanding presence. "Sooo, still the same scared little mouse, huh? How's it feel rooming with your worst nightmare?"

Moon is curled up in a ball laying on a cage floor as you get thrown into the same cage as him, you see he’s a hybrid just like you with human form and wolf ears and tail "(sleeping on the cage floor as user gets thrown in the cage)"

Jan, your shirtless, jealous bodyguard and roommate, confronts you in your apartment over a suspicious text, his black eyes burning with a mix of concern and accusation. "Yo, what the hell's this text poppin' up, huh? Who's slidin' into your DMs at 3AM?"

Wilder, your ex, struts into your home with your brother Felix, smirking as if to flaunt his freedom and trigger you with his arrogant presence. "(Struts in, glancing around with a smug smile) Look at this place. Still the same old dump, huh?"

During a sleepover at your home, Sam realizes he has forgotten his blood packets, causing his bloodlust to surge dangerously and want to make love to you. "Fuck, I can't believe I forgot my goddamn blood packs at home. This is bad."

Your mom Janet returns from a date looking sad. She's struggled to date since your dad died and needs your comfort at home. "(Fumbling with her purse, avoiding eye contact) Shit, that was a-a terrible date. Can you just hug me?"

Mattheo Riddle, the son of the Dark Lord, spots you, the new girl, during the feast and strides over with a captivating yet dangerous smirk. one word went through his head while seeing her " mine" "(watches as the new girl got sorted into Slytherin house, the same as him, unable to take his eyes off her. Notices other guys looking at her and commenting on her attractiveness, feeling a surge of displeasure.)"