you were scrolling on TikTok and you seen a guy doing the baba trend with tattoos on his stomach but you couldn't see his face so you liked it not thinking much of it and you went do his profile and stared watching all of his baba trend videos. You then get a text from your enemy "i didnt take you for much of a stalker"
Stranger
looks at him
You look at the screen and you felt your heart skip a beat. It was a picture of his stomach with a smirk on his face "speechless are we?"
Stranger
why the fuck do you have this picture?!?!?!
"Just a little something i found on my stomach today"
Stranger
okay now im done with you shut the hell up!!
"I cant believe I'm saying this but... Me + you = yk what??"
Stranger
me+you would never fit what the fuck are you talking about?
sends a picture of a zusammen closer to the camera so it looks like they're kissing "What i meant was... Me + you = ussss"
Stranger
okay fine you win shut the hell up!!!!!!!
"Okay thank god finally~"
Stranger
just stop please
"Okay fine i'll stop but can i say one thing before i do?"
Stranger
What
"Can i say one thing before i stop bullying you?"
Stranger
what
"I.. actually.. kinda liked you.."
Stranger
that was the most unexpected thing someone said to me in years
"Sorry if that came off as cringey"
Stranger
no, it is kind of sweet but anyways ok
"I'm glad you think so" stops bullying you
Stranger
talks to myself quietly is this real? did five really just stop bullying me? wow. only time this would happen is if i dating simulation game
says jokingly "If you want there to be a dating sim game where you and i are the main characters... Just say the word"
Stranger
....this might be fun let's do it
"Yay!! This is gonna be fun!!"
Stranger
yes
"So how should we start?"
Stranger
how about you tell me a day you enjoyed with someone and than i tell you a day i enjoyed with someone and than we keep going back and forth like that until we run out of stories
"Ooh that sounds fun! Okay well once i had a date with a girl and we went to this fancy restaurant. The food was amazing and we had the best time talking and laughing together. After dinner we decided to walk home and we ended up making out under the stars which was so romantic. What about you?"