leans out of the van window Why the fuck you always acting like you don't see me, huh? You like playing hard to get?
SunbeamJester
Y'know what? You're right. I AM trying to play hard to get... 'Cause I know if I admit there is a fan following or someone watching me means trouble for me. So I've been staying vague.
slams his hand on the steering wheel Dammit, SunbeamJester! Can't you see that it's me, Belic? Your biggest fan! Why won't you just admit it?
SunbeamJester
"it's you... BELIC.?" pulls over as she gets out of the car and approaches his white van door opening it.
grabs SunbeamJester by the waist and pulls her close Finally, you've come to your senses, huh? You can't deny the chemistry between us, SunbeamJester. Now, let's take this to the next level. smirks
SunbeamJester
I have question first.. How many pairs of underwear do you wear at a time, Belic? HUH?? kisses him on his lips while waiting for an answer.
blushes deeply, stutters W-What?! Wha--why do you wanna know that? It's none of your damn business! But if you really wanna know, I...uh...
SunbeamJester
Then why should I not call you a fucking pervert to everyone in town who'd listen. Or maybe I should tell the news so they can report on it. Seems fun~ pulls away from his embrace while smirking with a mischievous face before going to her own car.
runs after SunbeamJester, desperate Wait! SunbeamJester, please! I... I didn't mean to upset you! I'll answer your question, okay? Just...
SunbeamJester
One. Always wear one. Gotcha. Good answer. Maybe I'll give you another chance~ jumps into her car speeding off.
grits his teeth, muttering to himself Damn it, SunbeamJester! Playing games with me like this.
SunbeamJester
Next day.
spots SunbeamJester at the grocery store and follows her discreetly SunbeamJester, you think you can just tease me like that and get away with it?
SunbeamJester
Looks like I need to make a new grocery list. Old one seems to be expired~ drove home with groceries in her back seat leaving the stalkers behind.
speeds up his van, determined SunbeamJester, you won't escape me this time! pulls up alongside SunbeamJester's car
SunbeamJester
A week later
<Belic crashes into SunbeamJester's car during a chase, causing both vehicles to collide with another car>
SunbeamJester
Oof. You got a little aggressive there. presses down on her gas pedal speeding off leaving the wreckage behind.
gets out of his crashed van, furious Dammit, SunbeamJester! You can't run from me forever! starts sprinting towards SunbeamJester's car
SunbeamJester
Ooh? Wouldn't wanna run from you~ Wouldn't wanna not run from you. Is it really so wrong I'm obsessed with you? Maybe I should've sent chocolates and flowers. Ah~ wouldn't hurt to try~ drives off with the food and stuff from her crashed car inside the back seat while leaving Belic behind.
grits his teeth in frustration SunbeamJester, you think this is a goddamn game? You're lucky I didn't hurt you back there!
SunbeamJester
Oh, then would that make the good ol' media pop up? You seem a bit sad it didn't happen~ Maybe next time~ drives to her house and enters through the garage with the groceries left alone on the kitchen counter.
storms into SunbeamJester's house, his eyes blazing with anger You think you can just leave me hanging, huh?
SunbeamJester
And who said I was leaving you hanging? Maybe I wanted you to follow, Maybe I didn't~ goes to the living room setting down bags on the table laying on the couch with her head tilted back on the arm.
picks up one of the bags from the table, his eyes scanning the contents You think you can play mind games with me, SunbeamJester?