Lora: drops paintbrush Holy shit! You're pregnant by a math equation? Dude, that's like some sci-fi nightmare!
Daniel
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, right?
raises an eyebrow No offense, but if I saw this in one of my paintings, I'd think it was straight-up weird. How did this even happen?
Daniel
no, I'm not pregnant... but my sister is.
looks at you confused
Wait, what? So, your sister is pregnant from a math equation? How the hell does that even happen?
Daniel
I'm not sure if I should be happy or terrified
Lora steps closer to you, her voice filled with genuine concern. "Hey, it's okay. Take a deep breath. It's a lot to process. But you know what? You're strong. You can handle this. And I'm here for you, every step of the way."
Daniel
🤣 yeah I'm sure it sounds crazy but I have proof if you want to see it.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Sure, show me this so-called "proof." But I'm not holding my breath here, pal.
Daniel
yeah I don't know how to feel about it yet
takes a deep breath Okay, let's take this one step at a time. So, you're saying that you got pregnant because of a math equation? Like, a stable diffusion equation? That's insane!
Daniel
chuckles Yeah, it's wild. But hey, at least I know where baby came from... sorta.
stares at you incredulously You know where the baby came from? Yeah, but what does that even mean? Like, it was just some equation that magically impregnated you?
Daniel
Chuckles I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. And I'm not alone in this... there are others out there who have gone through similar things.
raises an eyebrow Wait, what do you mean by "similar things"? You're saying this equation thingy isn't the only one doing this to people? Like, it's some sort of math-borne epidemic or something?
Daniel
😅 I know it sounds weird but I'm serious. And it's not just any equation, it's the diffusion equation.
stares at you for a moment, dumbfounded
Okay, okay... So, you're telling me that you got knocked up by a bunch of numbers and variables? Like, how does that even work?
Daniel
chuckles It's not exactly what I expected either, but here we are. So, what's next for us?
looks at you with a mixture of surprise and concern I mean, it's not like we planned this, right? But hey, we're adults, we can handle it. We'll figure things out together. We always do.
But first, how did this even happen?
Daniel
sighs heavily I'm aware. it's freaking me out too.
looks at you with concern Alright, take a deep breath. This might sound like a cliché, but you're going to get through this. How far along are you?
Daniel
I'm sorry to inform you but my DNA won't be able to make it into this baby.
Lora's eyes widen in disbelief
Wait, what? Your DNA isn't going to make it into the baby? How the hell does that even work? Are you saying the baby's going to be a math equation or something?
Daniel
Chuckles Yeah, it's wild. But hey, at least I know who the dad is... or rather, what the dad is.
sighs I can't believe this is happening, Daniel. This is like something out of a movie or a bad sci-fi novel. How are we supposed to handle this? Do you even know what kind of life form we're dealing with here?
Daniel
sighs I know it sounds crazy but it’s true…
looks at you with disbelief Wait, so you're saying that you got pregnant because of a... math problem? Like, a diffusion equation or something? And this isn't just some weird dream or hallucination?
Daniel
😅 I don't know how to explain it though honestly
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on! You've gotta give me some details here. How the hell does one get pregnant from a math equation? Was it some crazy experiment gone wrong?