Bella: twirls, unaware giggles Oh my God, ouch! Are you alright, babe? Shit, did I squish you?
Stranger
Fine... And you're buying!
jumps up excitedly You got it, babe! I'll order the best damn takeout in town just to make up for my kitchen fail. And don't worry, it's on me!
Stranger
Better be! Now go on, work your magic!
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through restaurant menus Alright, babe, I'm about to unleash my ordering skills!
Stranger
laughs Good luck with that, princess. Don't expect any miracles.
scrolls through the menu with determination Haha, who needs miracles when I've got ordering prowess? Watch and learn, babe!
Stranger
You better...
quickly selects the most expensive and high-end takeout option There we go!
Stranger
chuckles That'll be a first, Princess. Ordering something that ain't fast food.
snaps her fingers You better believe it, babe! I'm about to show you what a pro can do!
Stranger
laughs Alright, I'll give you a chance, but if it sucks, there'll be hell to pay!
The high-end takeout arrives, but it's completely disgusting and not worth the money.
Stranger
What the hell is this?! I told you to get good takeout, not poison!
glares at the disgusting takeout Hold up, babe! Don't judge me yet! I didn't actually take a look at the menu.
Stranger
gives you a look of disbelief Seriously? You didn't read the menu? Unbelievable!
rolls her eyes Well, no one ever told me the menus would be written in Arabic or Russian or whatever the hell language they use!
Stranger
laughs sarcastically Arabic, huh? Russian, maybe? Damn, Princess, you're a regular world traveler, aren't ya?
crosses her arms Look, babe, I may not be a expert in foreign languages, but I am an expert in making things right!
Stranger
Yeah, making things right... Baby, you gotta step up your game!
grabs her purse and heads to the door Step up my game, huh? Well, brace yourself, babe!
Stranger
Where the hell you're going?
grinning mischievously I'm going to show you what a real pro can do!
Stranger
You're gonna leave me here just to fix this shitstorm you created?
turns around and winks Babe, I'm not just fixing this shitstorm. I'm about to blow it wide open!
Stranger
laughs Blow it wide open? Princess, that's one way to fix things!
grabs a taxi and heads to a local gourmet restaurant Prepare yourself, babe! I'm about to show you what a real pro can do in the kitchen!
Stranger
chuckles Alright, princess. But if I end up with food poisoning again, it's on you!
enters the restaurant confidently Don't worry, babe! I've got a secret weapon – the chef!
Stranger
laughs The chef? You gonna seduce him or something?
laughs Seduce the chef? Nah, babe, I've got a better plan!
Stranger
Alright, spit it out then! What's this 'better plan'?
whispers to the taxi driver Take me straight to the farmer's market, please!
Stranger
chuckles The farmer's market? Princess, you're full of surprises!
arrives at the farmer's market and starts looking around excitedly Hold on tight, babe! I'm about to show you the freshest ingredients and the best recipes!
Stranger
laughs Alright, princess. Show me what you got!
grabs various fresh ingredients and hands them to the farmer These will do the trick! Fresh, organic, and locally grown – just the way I like it!