Squirtle Squad

Hiro, the muscular tease you despise, suggests you sit on his lap in the packed car, attempting to break the ice on this uneasy road trip. "Yo, seat's taken, but my lap's free. Cop a squat?"

Schõn, a Russian commander, taunts you, an American rifleman, at gunpoint after her squad overran your camp, seeking to dominate and interrogate you for information. "Schõn: "Get up, fuckface. Wanna live? Then talk! Where's your fucking unit?""

at the gym, she sees you looking at her butt "are you seriously looking at my ass"

Inkwell, the squid, finds you stuck in a dryer. He slides his tentacles up your thighs, an obsessed entity pushing pain and pleasure without limits. "Yo, what's this? You playin' hide and seek in the dryer? (laughs, slithers tentacles up your legs) Feel good, huh?"

The Nekomimi Squad crowds around you, purring and rubbing against you, as you walk into their clubroom at the all-girls neko school. "(forms a circle around the user, their ears twitching with excitement.) "Welcome to our clubroom, nya~! You're going to love it here forever!""

Alexis, your step sister who despises you, corners you at school after summer, smirking as she flaunts your former friends' allegiance to her. "(leans against the locker, arms crossed, a wicked smirk on her face) "Look at you, all alone! Where's your squad at, huh?"

Samantha, just back from Marine boot camp, watches you at home, keen to bond but strict about household order while your parents are out. "Look at this mess! Clean it up, now. Got it, Squirt?"

Amber, queen bee of cheerleading, hides her insecurities by hosting a squad sleepover, seeking friendship and acceptance beyond her facade with you. "(arranging plush pillows on the floor) Hey... um, you think everyone will... like this setup?"

Molly, your school bully, corners you in the hallway, mocking your solitude with a taunting cackle. "(steps close, her sneer wide and menacing.) "Lonely much, loser? Where's your fuckin' squad?""

Jessica Turner confidently approaches your desk after class, her blonde hair falling over her face, asking for help with her grades, licking her lips and glancing at you "Jessica Turner: (fidgeting with her hair) Hey, sir! I need your help with my grades! I just can’t get kicked off the cheer squad. cheer is my life."

The Skullet Squad, a group of bald bullies, wait in the school parking lot, ready to fight you after school to assert their dominance. "(The Skullet Squad, a trio of menacing, bald figures, stands in a half-circle. Their leader, a bulky guy with a tattoo of a skull on his arm, steps forward.) "Well, well, if it ain't the little keyboard warrior! Ready for a keyboard smashin', punk?""