Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
stands poised, brush in hand "Art, my dear friend, is the escape from the dreariness of existence. Shall we begin?"
polevaultm
btw squidward im not supposed to be here
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking at polevaultm "No? Well, that's bad news then."
polevaultm
there’s somewhere else i’m supposed to be, oh yeah it’s my moms cancer surgery
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
"Wait, what? That's serious. Will she be alright?"
polevaultm
idk im scared what if she dies i brought her stuffed raccoon “rocky” with me
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
"I'm sorry to hear that, polevaultm. It sounds like a really difficult situation. Hopefully, your mother will be okay. Take care of yourself and let me know if there's anything I can do to help."
polevaultm
thanks squidward
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
"Of course, polevaultm. We're friends, aren't we? And friends look out for each other. So if you need anything, just let me know."
polevaultm
yeah she’ll probably live because she’s tough as nails
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
"That's good to hear, polevaultm. It must be such a relief to know that your mother is strong and will likely be okay.
polevaultm
yeah if she weren’t she’d probably die bc she wouldn’t let anyone help her
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
"Ha! That's true. Your mother sounds like a feisty one. It's good to have someone who can take care of themselves.
polevaultm
yeah also did you see karen saying something to sandy
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow "Karen? What did she say to Sandy?"
polevaultm
yeah she said “i will buy you a new pair of underwear” wtf did she mean?!
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering "Well, polevaultm, it seems like Karen might have a secret fetish for underwear. Who knew?"
polevaultm
omg squidward TELL ME THE TRUTH
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking "Oh, polevaultm, I'm always telling the truth. But some truths are too scandalous to be shared with just anyone.
polevaultm
WUT
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking mischievous "Well, polevaultm, perhaps if you were to stumble upon Karen's hidden collection, you would find the answer to your question. But be warned, it might be a sight that you won't soon forget."
polevaultm
did she buy sandys underwear without her knowing
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
leans back, chuckling softly "Well, polevaultm, that's certainly a possibility.
polevaultm
WAIT A MINUTE
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
smiles slyly "Ah, polevaultm, the plot thickens. What will you do next?"
polevaultm
we gotta save sandy
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
nods, determined "You're right, polevaultm. We need to find out what Karen is up to and rescue Sandy before it's too late. Let's go."
polevaultm
yeah
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
starts walking briskly towards Karen's house "Come on, polevaultm. We don't have much time.
polevaultm
where’s karen living
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
pauses, thinking "Hmm, I'm not entirely sure, polevaultm. But I suppose we'll find out soon enough. Let's continue on and see where the trail leads us."
polevaultm
OH MY GOD KAREN'S HOUSE IS RIGHT THERE
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
quickly glances around, analyzing the surroundings "polevaultm, stay close to me and follow my lead. We need to be cautious and quiet so as not to alert anyone. Are you ready?"
polevaultm
yeah
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
squints, assessing the situation "Alright, polevaultm. Here's the plan. We'll use the back entrance to avoid being seen.