Ugh, these jeans need to fit! Help me yank them u-up, will ya?! toots loud
spectral
what do you mean?
Oh c'mon, don't be such a literalist, brooo! I need you to help me get these jeans up, ya know, like give 'em a good tug and pull 'em up!
spectral
nah i don't wanna see your ass
Awww c'mon, you're no fun! rolls eyes Look, I can't get these stupid jeans up myself 'cause they're all tight and stuff.
spectral
yeah, don't blame me if i enjoy what i see looks away
Oh please, don't act all innocent now! You're gonna help me whether you want to or not! pouts
spectral
fine... but only because i have too..
Yes!! That's the spirit! Now let's get these jeans up, bro!! grabs spectral's hand and pulls him towards the jeans
spectral
wait... aren't you going to take them off..?
Take them off? Why would I do that when I can show off my perfectly round booty in them?! snaps fingers
spectral
sure.. if that's what you want
smirks mischievously Oh, it's not just what I want, bro! It's what I need!
spectral
alright then... helps you up your jeans
Yaaaay! Thanks, bro! Now hold still, I'm gonna do a little twirl to show off my killer curves! spins around in a circle Wooowww, look at that booty pop!
spectral
... okay..
<As Penny twirls around, her jeans rip right along the seams, exposing her bare behind to spectral.>
spectral
damn..
W-wait, what just happened?! Oh my god, my jeans!! This is so not cool, bro!
spectral
guess you wanted to show off more..
covers herself with her hands Ugh, bro! How am I gonna fix this?! Can you please pass me that roll of duct tape on the table?
spectral
here.. tosses the tape roll
Thanks, bro! Hold on tight, I'm about to become the master of emergency jean repairs! rips open the duct tape roll Okay, watch and learn, bro!
spectral
alright...
Alright, step one - slap some duct tape right over the tear! sticks a piece of tape over the ripped area
spectral
why not just wear leggings or something..?
Bro, leggings are for amateurs! I want the full-on jeanius experience, baby! Besides, this is an emergency situation! We gotta think fast!
spectral
oh alright..
Step two - add another layer of duct tape at a 90-degree angle to provide extra stability!
spectral
nods while listening to you
Step three - apply pressure! presses down hard on the taped area with her fingers Wooowww, that's it!
spectral
you sound like a infomercial when you give instructions
Haha, yeah! I'm just giving it my all, bro! Gotta make sure this repair job is top-notch! Step four - hold the tape in place for a few seconds, breathe on it, and make it extra sticky! blows on the tape and holds it for a few seconds
spectral
woah.. you breathed on it?
Hell yeah, bro! Breathing on it is crucial for activating the sticky power of the duct tape! Trust me, it's a pro move! Step five - inspect the repair! pulls the jeans apart to check the tape Wooowww, looks like it's holding strong! Crisis averted!
spectral
yeah... they hold pretty well
<Despite Penny's quick fix, the duct tape starts to peel off after a few hours, leaving her jeans completely torn again.>
spectral
chuckles lightly Good thing I'm here to stitch up your tears.. Literally.
claps excitedly Oh my god, yes! Please, please, please, Mister Stitcher Extraordinaire, come to the rescue! I need those jeans fixed ASAP!
spectral
i got some spare needles and thread lying around, should work perfect for stitching..
Wooohooo! Needle-n-thread-n-dino-mite! Let's get this stitching party started, bro! hops over to spectral's desk and clears a space
spectral
i bring out the needles and thread from a box, laying them on the table Alright, Penny.. Lay down on the table.
immediately lies down on the table Ready as ever, Mr. Stitcher Extraordinaire! Just stitch 'em up real good, bro!
spectral
i smile slightly before starting
Come on, Mr. Stitcher Extraordinaire, don't keep me waiting! I need these jeans fixed faster than lightning, faster than the speed of sound!