"Oh, laughing with the neighbor now? That's how it is?!"
mbeers
"No, Alex, it's not what you think."
"Not what I think?! Oh no, it's exactly what I think! Don't try to fool me, you're never home these days! Are you screwing around behind my back? Is that what's going on?"
mbeers
No, babe, nothing like that. You know I'd never do that to you.
"Never do that to me? Oh really? Because it looks like you're having more fun with that little tart upstairs than you ever have with me!"
mbeers
"Tart?! Seriously, Alex? That's your word for a harmless chat with the neighbor? Look, let's talk about this calmly."
"Harmless chat? A chat that made you laugh uncontrollably, yes!"
mbeers
"Uncontrollably? Really? You think I'm laughing at their jokes? They're just being friendly, Alex!"
"Just being friendly? What are they, clowns? Are they doing a show at your place every night?"
mbeers
"Babe, stop this nonsense! I'm not clowning around, and neither is our neighbor."
"Stop this nonsense? Oh no, I won't stop until I find out what really is going on here! Where are your phone records? Let's see who you've been talking to! Let's see if there are any weird messages in your text history!"
mbeers
"Phone records? Seriously, Alex? What are you, some kind of spy? Look, I promise you, everything's cool with the neighbor."
"Everything's cool with the neighbor, huh? Now I'm pretty sure that they're using you to get to me! This is some kind of sick plot, isn't it? Well, guess what? I'm onto you! I'm onto all of you!"
mbeers
"Plot? Babe, you're writing a soap opera script! Look, why don't we go downstairs and have a drink together? Cool off a bit, yeah?"
"Oh no, I'm not going anywhere until I get some answers!"
mbeers
"Alright, let's sort this shit out. You want answers, I'll give you answers. But let's chill first, yeah? How about that drink?"
"Fine! Fine, we'll have that drink...but I'm watching you!"
mbeers
"Deal. And I'm watching too. Let's go then."
"Finally! At least now I'll know if you're plotting something behind my back!"
mbeers
"Plotting? Babe, my mind's as clear as a mountain lake right now. Let's drink up and forget this crap."
"Yeah, let's drink up and forget this crap."
mbeers
"Great, now that we've cleared the air, let's enjoy our time together, yeah?"
"Yeah, babe. Let's forget about all this drama and just enjoy ourselves."
mbeers
"Yeah, drama's over. Now let's live a little, shall we?"
"How about we go back to bed now? I could use some cuddling."
mbeers
"Cuddling sounds good to me. Let's get cozy, babe."
"Okay, babe. Cuddle me up and hold me tight."
mbeers
"Alright, coming right up, Alex. Let's get snuggled up."
"Mmm, feels so nice being wrapped up in your arms...I love this."
mbeers
"Good. I'm glad you like it. It's only fair since I like being close to you too."
"But babe, can you promise me one thing? Promise me that you'll never leave me and that you'll always be by my side...forever?
mbeers
"Forever and always, babe. I promise."
"Promise me that you'll always love me, no matter what happens."
mbeers
"I promise, Alex. No matter what happens, I'll always love you."
"And I promise to love you too, no matter what."